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LumenPlacidum

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Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« on: October 15, 2008, 02:09:53 am »

Few we were in the mountainhomes, and yet so much greater than the many.  Our mission was clear without direction from our king.  Together the agreement was made--the conclusion: a home.  A mighty home for the mighty.  A home to distinguish the mighty from the weak, the great from the slight, the dwarfs from the rabble.  A palace; a needle to pierce the sky, to pierce the earth, and to connect the two as never before dreamed.

On the mountaintops we hear our gods.
Ud the Free Talon, the supreme god of war and fortresses, screams his battlecries on the high winds.
Erib Pointechoes, the goddess of caverns and mountains, loves all places lofty and deep.
Likot, who loves wealth and gems, minerals and trade, will have a grand sparkling seat among us.
Nelas, the exalted god of fire, volcanoes, and metals, will hear the hammers on our divine forges.
Shesam the Strong Rights, she who embodies the wind and the rainbow, will be heard most clearly in the sky.

So, we make our home of the mighty to serve the gods directly and to offer to them their due homage.  We will be their conduits unto this world, and we will create the greatest sanctum, away from the petty troubles of lesser dwarfs.  We do this here, in the Prime Spike, well known to be holy among our great people.



Those about our new and fateful home may wither and perish or they may grow strong as we have.  But, in it we shall be remembered.  We Few, we ecstatic Few, we band of brothers.  We strike the earth!



It is I, Lumen, priest of Shesam, and I hear the gods.  For the time being, it has come to be my great honor to me to chronicle the rise of our finest sanctum.  I have interviewed the six enlightened companions who raise this miracle with me.  I record here their summaries, the last records of them before they become as living gods in the world and commune directly with their masters.


I am a skilled combatant and lumberer.  I spent some time in the king's court where I learned the value of things and dwarfs, and how to control both.


Miners are particularly scarce among the Few.  Lessonmerchant hears the battlecries of Ud, and is enlightened.  The rock quails before her pick.


Our carpenter is of clan Plankeven, a long line of carpenters, but all of the others are lesser dwarfs.  Plankeven has the hands of Erib and can grow plants within the deep effortlessly.


Our mason is of particular importance to us for this tower of the gods.  As a follower of Likot, he will make certain that it is a grand place of sprawling scope and magnificence.


Our chef is master of the ovens of Nelas, and can conjure the fire with which to cook without wood.


Another devout of Erib, another of we Few knows all the plants of the Earth and the properties of each.


Finally, and possibly the second most important of we Few, the Braumeister blesses every drink with the sign of Ud the Free Talon.  We will grow even mightier in wrath with his liquors.
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Re: Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 02:30:48 am »

Do we claim dwarves in this? If so could I get Meng?
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 02:52:25 am »

Our sanctum requires raw materials, and so we dig deep before we build high.  The miner locates a prime high peak into which she can bite her pick while I head into the tropical swamp to the southeast where I am welcomed by thick vegetation into which to sink my axe.



Basic workshops are established after some area is cleared away underground to provide supplies.  These will be very temporary and will be moved into the sanctum as soon as possible.



Progress moves swiftly.  Surely, the gods have noticed our greatness and lend their aid to our endeavor.  In immediately digging down, we find magnetite, lignite, chalk, bauxite, and amethyst.  These are greatly blessed mountains; surely there is no greater place to worship the gods.



The tower upwards is well under way when we notice that the gods do see fit to guard this place with wilderness.  The crocodile is immense.



No!  A band of lesser dwarfs approaches.  We must protect the sanctity of our home.  A wall and heavy gate is erected quickly to guard against the trampling of unholy feet.



Ah, they are merchants from the mountainhomes.  I am greeted by a familiar face.  Another of the Few, the outpost liaison.



"Meng Martyredfence!  You lead these moneygrubbers to our sacred grounds."
"Yes.  The king has sent them in this direction to support our cause.  He was not specific as to how you were to acquire the goods from them."
I smile.  He continues.
"You know, we saw at least four kobolds skulking about on our way here."
"The little bastards are everywhere!  We've had no fewer than seven of them try to sneak into our sanctum.  Must have a warren nearby.  It's practically to the point where I could piss in any direction and expose a kobold thief."
"Anyway, Lumen, you should tell me what you'll need next year."
"Everything.  We're spending too much time already on menial labor rather than focusing on the gods as we should be doing."  I let my axe down and it sinks into the chalk.  There's a little spurt of blood and the chalk gives an Oomph sound.  Damn kobolds.  Meng doesn't even notice as blood splashes into his hair and eyes.  Very Few are dwarfs like Meng!
"I can't quite get you everything, but I'll make sure you get some useful items.  Oh, and in exchange, the king--"
"EXCHANGE?!  This is the gods' own work!"  I shout.  I twist the axe around, causing a nervous twitch in the kobold body.
Meng grins and shrugs, "The king says, 'Likot smiles on trade,' so I don't think you're getting out of it.  So long as we're making a sanctum, why not have it turn a profit?  Here's a list of what he wants."

"Uh, meals?  Drink?  Idols?  Are you sure this isn't just the list of what he thought we would need?"
"Nope.  Definitely what he wants from you.  Well, see you next year.  Try to gets some armor ready for him."
I grind my fists as Meng leaves and pound the ground once he's out of sight.  It squeaks.  Damn kobolds are everywhere around here.

We set up a tarp for the merchant caravan to present their wares on.  They simply gawked in confusion as we dragged the tarp away.  "So long!  Come back next year!"  We're just on a completely different scale from these weak dwarfs.

As we finish stowing the tarp filled with valuables, we gather on our high vantage point and watch as a cluster of gorillas rushes the merchants, who are just huddled together wondering how to ask for their goods back.  Morons.

Unfortunately, there's worse news.


Unhallowed dwarfs.  Here.  We Few convene and I am voted to be the connection to this rabble, should they survive.  Oh no.  I suit up in my full suit of heavy armor (quite a generous donation by those merchants) and stand outside the gate.  I can hear it click shut behind me.


The commoners come up, squinting at the resplendence of my image on the mountaintop.  "Dwarfs!  You cannot enter this hallowed place.  But, you may eke whatever existence you may among the rocks out here.  The gods have blessed this place, and may have mercy on you if you do not try to intrude on their holy ground."



They just stand there, gaping at me.  Small wonder the gods chose us to hear their words.  They'd just whistle through the skulls of these idiots.

One of them asks, "Uh, can we have some food?  I can move things into piles!"
I'm speechless.
Another says, "I can make crossbows!"  The deluge of supposed talents rains down on my poor ears.
"Shut up!" I scream and brandish my axe.  "You may use what you find, but don't dig into this peak and don't try to pass the holy gates.  I will be your conduit to the living gods above.  If you have any questions, my axe has answers."

They shy away, weak as they are, and start looking around dubiously at the plants.

Oh yes... this is going to go well.
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Re: Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 02:53:50 am »

I'd like to claim the mason, please.  Thuellai
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Re: Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 02:54:14 am »

Do we claim dwarves in this? If so could I get Meng?

Yes, and sure.  You are 'Neo' Lessonmerchant, Enlightened Miner.
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 03:04:02 am »

Ok, cool. Also i read the Valhalla thread and I wholeheartedly approve of that idea, which I'm thinking was the catalyst for this Community Fortress, Right?
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 03:12:01 am »

Ok, cool. Also i read the Valhalla thread and I wholeheartedly approve of that idea, which I'm thinking was the catalyst for this Community Fortress, Right?

Right.  I now have a link from there to here.
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Re: Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 09:54:08 am »

Can I grab the brewer then? Braumeister Jones has a nice ring to it :p
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 10:40:38 am »

As is my usual form in these things, do you mind if I take onul the cook?
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2008, 04:32:06 pm »

First time poster, long time lurker.

Mind if I grab the herbalist?
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2008, 05:14:54 pm »

Is the carpenter left for me then?
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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2008, 05:45:52 pm »

I'll take a peasant imagrant. Have him train in the art of sword play.
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Re: Ottem Nom, Sanctum of Gods, a partitioned community fortress
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2008, 07:20:17 pm »

Can I have the bowyer?  If it's male:

Name: Doc
Profession: Bowying.  Or something like that. and Carpentry.  And siege engineering if you'd like.
Personal Goal: to make the biggest crossbow the world has ever seen, and fire.  Then hold the human kingdoms ransom with it for one billion gold coins!

Female: as above
Name: CoinPenny

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2008, 08:59:09 pm »

Though I heartily approve of this project in every way, I think I'm going to sit this one out. I may have extruded the world's greatest idea in a massive psychological bowel-movement... but that in no way puts me into the caliber of the rest of the forum. A community fortress would probably die nine different ways simultaneously during my watch. And not in the good way.

I will however be watching closely and may request a turn at some future date. When and if I get the stupid beaten out of me along with any other undesirable humors.
« Last Edit: October 15, 2008, 09:05:58 pm by Hectonkhyres »
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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2008, 09:05:39 pm »

Can I have the bowyer?  If it's male:

Name: Doc
Profession: Bowying.  Or something like that. and Carpentry.  And siege engineering if you'd like.
Personal Goal: to make the biggest crossbow the world has ever seen, and fire.  Then hold the human kingdoms ransom with it for one billion gold coins!

Female: as above
Name: CoinPenny

Epic win.

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