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Quartz_Mace

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1305 on: September 01, 2014, 01:15:02 pm »

I got a bulging steel breastplate, with a picture of itself etched onto it, so it must be etched on in that picture, and the picture of that picture, and the picture's great grand picture!

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1306 on: September 01, 2014, 03:31:58 pm »

Been getting lots of random crap moods, but the last two were pretty worthy in that they both have historical events on them and the one has a picture of the creator's little sister on it.  Awwww.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1307 on: September 02, 2014, 02:42:22 am »

Had a dwarf make an epic asymmetrical cape with spikes of various metals and gems. Gave it to my Military Commander to wear, as a reward for holding the fortress together for so long.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1308 on: September 02, 2014, 03:44:22 am »

I don't usually get any really epic and useful artifacts; my moody weaponsmiths tend to go for candy warhammers and similar ironic items and other artifacts are just shiny junk menacing with spikes of anything.

My last 34.11 fortress produced a mildly interesting one, though: "Notchmatched the Ignited Risk", a lignite earring. I spent a lot of time trying to get it actually to ignite, just for !!!FUN!!!

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1309 on: September 02, 2014, 09:27:39 am »

I don't usually get any really epic and useful artifacts; my moody weaponsmiths tend to go for candy warhammers and similar ironic items and other artifacts are just shiny junk menacing with spikes of anything.

My last 34.11 fortress produced a mildly interesting one, though: "Notchmatched the Ignited Risk", a lignite earring. I spent a lot of time trying to get it actually to ignite, just for !!!FUN!!!

That name is perfect. I love when that happens.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1310 on: September 02, 2014, 10:56:59 am »

Platinum war hammer which later in game after some tantruming my hammer dwarf used to put down three rioters
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1311 on: September 06, 2014, 10:42:30 am »

In My Fortress Godcrafted, The Home of the great Glow of Gold Clan  lives a Mason which has worked for five! years in a Masonry to finish his Livework Masterpiece.
He dreamed of a throne far beyond any imagination (I thought it was a bug but izt wasn`t
So year after year passed and ive Forgotten this little workaholic but then little Beardless lads yell it through the Halls:
The Master has finished his work

I couldn`t believe what he´s done...

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1312 on: September 06, 2014, 10:43:51 am »

But this wasn´t the end:

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1313 on: September 06, 2014, 10:46:48 am »

I was very impressed, but there was much more...

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This was the greatest Artifact, which i´ve ever seen...
freakin awsome!!!

Now it is in my Dwarvenbooze Hall
Look here- >     
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1314 on: September 06, 2014, 12:55:16 pm »

You must become the Mountain Homes and sit the Monarch upon that throne, though I fear even he/she will not be worthy of it.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1315 on: September 06, 2014, 12:56:21 pm »

I was very impressed, but there was much more...

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This was the greatest Artifact, which i´ve ever seen...
freakin awsome!!!

Now it is in my Dwarvenbooze Hall
Look here- >     

Good old planepacked bug!

Your fort looks very nice.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1316 on: September 06, 2014, 01:15:28 pm »

I count 52 images of itself on that thing.  :o
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1317 on: September 06, 2014, 03:29:05 pm »

I count 52 images of itself on that thing.  :o
Perhaps it's changes during creation were recorded step per step upon its surface...
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1318 on: September 07, 2014, 12:39:18 am »

What should i say... after that, one of my Craftsdwarfs is coming around with that one:

"Tantokthat Nomegur, Tickedscourned the Godly Sorrows: a tin Earring.

All Craftsdwarfship is of the highest Quality, it is encircled with bands of single cut topazolites. Thios Object Menaces witch spikes of granite. on the item is an image of THE HONORABLE SCULPTURE, the Casserite Throne in Casserite"

This Thron has set new Standards  and is an inspiration to others :)
despite the fact that the symbol of Rulership of the Glow of Gold Clan is a Door, i think, this lovely little seat will be the inofficial one :)

Thank you @Nyxalinth, this is the first one which is prospering for more than a decade, despite the Tantrumwaves, I really love it :)
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1319 on: September 07, 2014, 10:13:15 am »

*mentions Planepacked)
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