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Author Topic: zombie mayors.  (Read 7006 times)

Dragooble

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zombie mayors.
« on: November 16, 2008, 01:37:24 am »

who here has used dwarf companion to turn the mayors of towns into zombies?
mass lol ensues.
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2008, 02:11:24 pm »

Urist Axebeard, Mayor, has banned the export of brains.
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Dragooble

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2008, 02:15:05 pm »

well with dwarves around those would be in short supply.
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Yanlin

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 02:30:08 pm »

well with dwarves around those would be in short supply.

Doh! Beat me to it!
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #4 on: November 27, 2008, 09:08:15 pm »

Urist Axebeard, Mayor, has banned the export of brains.
I finally have something to put in my sig.  :D
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Urist Axebeard, Mayor, has banned the export of brains.

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2008, 12:17:10 pm »

Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2008, 02:58:26 pm »

Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
"Madness?"

"THIS IS,"
*yougiedeggs has been kicked into a pit*
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woose1

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2008, 03:04:12 pm »

Wha?
THIS IS MADNESS!!
(Dont you dare...)
"Madness?"

"THIS IS,"
*yougiedeggs has been kicked into a pit*
yougiedeggs cancels quote; interrupted by foot.
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 10:42:51 am »

I wonder if "Import of brains" would be more funny... Then again the word Export sounds more funny while Import has more contextual hillarity.
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 06:38:01 pm »

"Import of Brains" we apply to immigrants, meaning the zombie Mayor would lose out on his fresh supply of internal organs within a few seasons.

I prefer "Export of Brains".
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2008, 03:27:00 pm »

Just made it so...

Champions tried to charge him, but I locked him in the room and tele'd the champions out of there.

He had an arm and a leg chopped off but I used heal so....

Funny thing is, he still demands stuff and makes mandates. Also he is on the justice list for "Attacking" everyone in the fort, even though he never hurt a fly.
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Dragooble

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2008, 04:46:00 pm »

wow. this thread just keeps reviving and dieing.
LIKE A ZOMBIE!
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2008, 04:47:48 pm »

wow. this thread just keeps reviving and dieing.
LIKE A ZOMBIE!

Har Har Har...HARMANZ!!!
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And thus did the dream of dwarven antigravity fade away, not with a massive explosion or a flood of magma, but with a whimper.

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Yanlin

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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 10:00:20 am »

This thread needs to be left for dead.
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Re: zombie mayors.
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2008, 10:55:56 am »

This thread needs to be left for dead.
Sorry, the residents of the forum are too evil.  Even dead, rising to the top gives a good excuse to whip out a pun.
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