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Author Topic: Subversions of popular jokes.  (Read 3305 times)

Pandarsenic

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Subversions of popular jokes.
« on: November 23, 2008, 03:52:14 pm »

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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2008, 04:02:07 pm »

Ha.



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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2008, 08:23:21 pm »

Anyone else have them? I like to use these.

Oh, here's a good one....

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? The answer is NOT poop.
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2008, 08:24:54 pm »

O'RLY?!?!
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2008, 09:04:05 pm »

O'RLY?!?!
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2008, 11:53:25 pm »

You got that from XKCD, didn't you?
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2008, 11:58:48 pm »

Of course he did.

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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2008, 12:29:43 am »

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2008, 01:08:39 am »

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

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I need to memorize that and use it.
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2008, 01:30:30 am »

But you could also be using the dead babies to paint the wall, by putting them in a blender and turning them into paint. You ever think of that interpretation? The answer is likely to be less fixed, as it subverts the word trickery, unfortunately.
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2008, 11:40:13 am »

I am worried, that was what I first thought of.
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2008, 11:43:26 am »

How does every racist joke start ?

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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2008, 11:58:31 am »

How does every racist joke start ?

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It's funny because it's true.
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2008, 12:12:16 pm »

Of course he did.

Whats over 9000?

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Don't forget:
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Re: Subversions of popular jokes.
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2008, 06:33:54 pm »

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