Yes, but a dwarf was touching the sexually suggestive dance post. All sentient creatures must roll for sanity. Those who pass must roll for becoming an atheist. What kind of god would allow such a thing to happen?
The score is still 22 seconds to nosebleed, so we really need to wrap this up.
Using the universal rule of scaling, I create enough entities to match whatever tokens played by my opponents. This rule can only be used when an entity stronger than what a full-sized fortress can take down is played. In accordance to the rule, I can use any entities I own to gain power equivalent to the deities played.
Thus I have summoned 45 thousand kobolds. Thanks to an oversight in "Stealing, for fun and profit" rule, each kobold attempts to steal any object next to them. Seeing how many of them there are and how evenly spaced they are, quite a few objects are attempted. And thanks to a kobolds unique ability to always grab things successfully if they have the chance(Which I made up on the spot for my own amusement, nyah nyah!), most objects are duplicated in numerous inventories.
Of course, these entities must make a will save for the event I first posted. 10 thousand survive the event, while the others are struck with random moods. Rage? Sorrow? Babbling? Artifact? Who knows! I think a few of them think they are dwarves. Considering that they stole a few beards, it would be hard to tell now.
I try to have my surviving kobolds escape to the caves.
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