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Author Topic: THE PIT!  (Read 16701 times)

JoshuaFH

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THE PIT!
« on: December 04, 2008, 06:09:29 pm »

Welcome to the Pit, forumgoers! The pit is where fights to the death take place, only those wishing to be known as the best should care to jump in!

There is only one rule in the pit:

THEIR ARE NO RULES!

jump in and prove your mettle!

*ChaoticJosh has jumped into the pit and awaits challengers*
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PTTG??

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 06:15:36 pm »

*PTTG throws the lever, releasing carp-infested water into THE PIT.*
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A thousand million pool balls made from precious metals, covered in beef stock.

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 06:18:36 pm »

*ChaoticJosh Leaps out of the pit, with carp viciously biting at his body. He wrenches two of the aquatic fiends from his flesh and flings them towards PTTG??*
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 06:26:36 pm »

*PTTG mods his raws to be at piece with nature. He belittles ChaoticJosh for harming the carp!*
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WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 06:56:29 pm »

*WorkerDrone points his thumb down* "Dispatch that tree hugger ChaoticJosh!"

*WorkerDrone sits back waving a foam finger and drinks from a massive cup filled with soda, with THE PIT in bold letters printed on it.*

"Woo! This is more 'fun' then a cave filled with thirty GCS and a Lone adventurer armed with a sock!"

OOC:

By fun, I of course mean http://www.dwarffortresswiki.net/index.php/Fun

Fun.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 06:59:44 pm »

*ChaoticJosh tackles PTTG?? and attempts to gouge his eyes out, wrestler style*
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Aqizzar

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 07:43:00 pm »

"You call that brawling?  I paid better for this!"
Aqizzar, Hooligan throws the Battery at ChaoticJosh!
The spinning Battery strikes ChaoticJosh in the head!

"Bollocks to you sodds, I'll get my own row going!"
Aqizzar, Hooligan is throwing a tantrum!
Aqizzar, Hooligan throws the Refreshment at Workerdrone!
The spinning Refreshment strikes Workerdrone in the torso!
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

Cthulhu

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 07:49:13 pm »

*Muffles immediately shoots himself in the head and has his consciousness transferred to a Dreadnought, and charges into the arena*

DIE! DIE! DIE!
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JoshuaFH

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 08:11:21 pm »

*Is thrown off of PTTG?? by the force of the battery*

"UGH! You didn't pay CRAP Aqizzar!"

*Picks up PTTG?? and hurls him at Aqizzar!*
*The Spinning PTTG?? strkes Aqizzar in the upper right leg!*

"Take that you big-chinned hooligan! Good thing Cthulhu is a Giant ship and can't move or else i'd be afraid!"
« Last Edit: December 04, 2008, 08:13:09 pm by chaoticjosh »
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Cthulhu

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 08:18:38 pm »

Not that Dreadnought, sillybilly.  This Dreadnought.
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 09:24:37 pm »

*Sone cuts the fuel lines for the Dreadnought's flame-throwers, using a pair of titanium hedge clippers*
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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 09:26:26 pm »

*A carp has been possesed by Neo1096*
*Neo1096, Carp has gone berserk*
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What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 09:32:47 pm »

*Muffles grabs Sonerohi, spins him upside down, and slams him headfirst into the ground*
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Aqizzar

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 09:38:22 pm »

It is broken!
"Ahg!  So that's how it's going to be, eh?  I challenge you to-"

PTTG?? DUEL!

Aqizzar picks up the PTTG??
Aqizzar leaps from the stands into the Pit.
Aqizzar strikes chaoticjosh in the lower left arm with the PTTG??!
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 09:40:26 pm »


 Suddenly, a car breaks through a nearby wall.

 Duke: Alright, this is a stick up! Now hand me all yo- Wait a second...
 ...
 Damnit, is this the Bank?
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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