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Jackrabbit

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #120 on: December 09, 2008, 06:31:09 pm »

((Fine then))
Jackrabbit attempts to grow a new head, kicking logic in the face!
It is mangled!
whilst this is occurring, Jackrabbit resumes kicking {UBER FLINT} in the shins!
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Strife26

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« Reply #121 on: December 09, 2008, 06:33:10 pm »

Strife slinks back into the Pit. He moves off in to a corner, partialy shrouded in shadows.


((What does Strife have this time?!))
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Jackrabbit

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« Reply #122 on: December 09, 2008, 06:40:32 pm »

Jackrabbit, slightly hindered by his slowly regrowing head, shuffles over to strife!
He waits there patiently for the answer to Strifes question..
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Strife26

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« Reply #123 on: December 09, 2008, 06:42:10 pm »

The stream of liquid  (and strangely water-proof) fire answers Jackrabbit's querry.
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Jackrabbit

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« Reply #124 on: December 09, 2008, 06:44:40 pm »

Jackrabbit stumbles off, flesh melting, vaugly annoyed.
His head continues to grow.
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Strife26

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« Reply #125 on: December 09, 2008, 06:56:09 pm »

Strife calmly turns to the corners of the arena, looking for the remaining Gaint-Carp.

"I believe that the NPC's shouldn't be here."
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neo1096

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« Reply #126 on: December 09, 2008, 07:28:43 pm »

*The Carp-Titan summons a throne from the ground*
*It is made of dwarf bone*
*The Carp-Titan has become Neo, Lord-Of-The-Carp*
*The Neo sits on the throne*
*He watches with interest*
*The Giant Carp swims toward the throne and then disappears*
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What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Strife26

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« Reply #127 on: December 09, 2008, 09:58:23 pm »

Insanely, Strife shouts out,

"Hah! One Carp? I know that the rest are out there. I'll burn them. BURN THEM ALL!!"

He shoots flame in all directions. He seems to be delerious. Did one of the earlier attacks affect him?
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neo1096

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« Reply #128 on: December 09, 2008, 10:25:51 pm »

*The Neo waves the Negulzak*
*The Strife is buried under an avalanche of carp with more appearing all the time*
"You want carp? You got it!"
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Strife26

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« Reply #129 on: December 09, 2008, 10:46:48 pm »

The flames gyser up from the carp pile. With near super-human effort !!Strife!! throws the fish off of him.
"I WILL PREVIAL!"

!!Carp!! are sent in all directions.
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neo1096

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« Reply #130 on: December 09, 2008, 10:58:12 pm »

*The Flaming Carp burn away x 1000*
*The Flaming Carp Skeletons crawl back towards the Strife x 1000*
*The ground under the Strife disappears in a 20ft diameter circle creating a hole 35ft deep*
*The Carp continue to avalanche down from above*
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What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Strife26

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« Reply #131 on: December 09, 2008, 11:07:44 pm »

((Wow. You sure do like being mean to me. Is it time for a twist?))

Flames continue to sprout from the hole. !!Strife!! fights on, screaming,

"Even bone powders when charred. YEHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The flamethrower is ripped from the crazed soldier's hands. Knives are pulled. The fighting of man and fish continues in the pit. Strife himself is quickly obscured in the mass of writhing skarp.
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neo1096

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« Reply #132 on: December 09, 2008, 11:10:57 pm »

((Indeed))
*The Skarp disappears x 563*
*The Strife has been infused with the Skarp Power x 563*
*The Strife is healed mentally*
((You decide what else the infusion does))
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Strife26

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« Reply #133 on: December 09, 2008, 11:34:31 pm »

The battered !!Strife!! clambers out of the pit, attempting to smother the flames on his (indestructable?) trenchcoat. He kicks one of the Skarp bodies back into the pit.

"You fools. With my new found pwer I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!"

*BANG*/i]

The gunshot rings out. !!Strife!! falls, into the pit. Strife strides out of the shadows, M1911 in his hand.

"Bloody doppelgangers."

Purposefully, Strife walks to the edge of the pit. Looking at the Strife (?) he aims and fires. Several times. The body melts into an amorphous blob and boils off. Strife shoots one of the Skarp for good measure and changes clips.

"Shapeshifters. There are probably more."

((I'm going to bed now. G'night.))
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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #134 on: December 10, 2008, 01:22:05 am »

Jetman's wounds have clotted, and through the sheer power of rage his blood supply has been replaced with a blood-rage hybrid!
Jetman's bones have also been replaced in their broken segments with calcium-based RAGE!
Jetman rises!
Jetman lumbers over to retrieve his +Adamantium short swords+ from where they lay discarded after the throw.
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