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Author Topic: THE PIT!  (Read 16969 times)

neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 09:41:19 pm »
Neo1096, Carp attacks the gladiators.
Neo1096, Carp bites Aqizzar's left leg
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Eldin

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2008, 10:21:57 pm »
Assassin! Sound the Alarm!

*Eldin steps from a balcony, and jumps into THE PIT, wielding only a knife with a $9.99 price tag running along the blade. They start floundering around stabbing NPC carp*
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Armok

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2008, 12:09:12 am »
*Armok drops an ¤Antimatter sock¤ in the middle of everything*
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So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2008, 04:51:35 am »
*WorkerDrone, using a rag, wipes away the drink from his shirt, kicking the cup a a few dozen feet away.*

"You Sonavabich! I'll kill you!"

*WorkerDrone grabs Aqizzar by the neck and procedes to pummel him in the face.*

"FOR VALHALLA!"

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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2008, 04:53:28 am »
Neo1096, Carp bites WorkerDrone In the Neck
He Latches on Firmly
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2008, 04:56:24 am »
*WorkerDrone glares at the fish as its doesn't even manage to break the skin of his neck.*

WorkerDrone bites the Carp in the upper torso!

It is baddly ripped!

*Neo-Carp is thrown far as WorkerDrone releases his grip on the thing with his teeth.*

"Where was I..."

WorkerDrone punchs Aqizzar in the head!

It is battered!
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Zako

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2008, 04:59:13 am »
Suddenly a shadow covers the ground, blanketing the entire pit! From off the back of a dracolich leaps Zako, whirling his chaos blades! Waves of chaos energy rip through the air, nullifying the antimatter in the sock armok dropped in and turning it into a plain sock!

*Zako strikes Eldin with the ¤Chaos Blade¤ in the upper left leg!*

*It is cleaved away from the body, trailing blood into the air!*
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Muz

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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2008, 05:01:21 am »
*Muz jumps into THE PIT, looks around, then walks back out.
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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2008, 05:18:17 am »
Neo-Carp sheds his skin
It is shed
Neo-Carp has metamorphosed into a Giant Carp!!!!!
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Zako

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2008, 05:21:32 am »
*Zako strikes the Giant Neo-Carp in the lower body with the ¤Chaos Blade¤!*

*It is warped from chaotic energy into a writhing mass!*
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WorkerDrone

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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2008, 05:24:22 am »
*Dropping Aqizzar, as WorkerDrone loses interest in pounding his face in, he gapes in shock at the sight of Neo.*

"You fool! You've turned it into a MUTANT GIANT NEO-CARP! Were doomed!

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

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neo1096

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2008, 05:25:43 am »
Neo-Carp activates DIS and Bullet-Time
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Quote from: peregarrett on December 14, 2011, 03:31:31 pm
What again? Iron scepter - Lovehealing? Oh, I almost shed a tear... Put it in your ass, I'm talking about importans artistic defences!!! You see, yaks and bridge... Stop polishing that scepter! You're disgusting me!"

Flintus10

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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2008, 05:25:49 am »
* Flintus falls from out of nowhere and lands in the pit*

*While confuesd Flintus quickly picks up the rubble from Dukes wall breach and starts beating The Neo Carp with it*

*The shot is blocked*
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 05:31:30 am by Flintus10 »
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WorkerDrone

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2008, 05:28:15 am »
*WorkerDrone takes control of the ¤Antimatter sock¤!*

With Armoks blessing, I call upon the power of the stock he hast bestown upon myself!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!


(I reactivated the power by the way. Cause I'm a Robotic Demi-Monster, and I...erm...

Escape plan 29!

*Flash Bang*)
« Last Edit: December 05, 2008, 05:30:26 am by WorkerDrone »
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Zako

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Re: THE PIT!
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2008, 05:30:22 am »
*Zako shakes his head at the antics of WorkerDrone and then proceeds to hurl himself at the Neo Carp, climbing up its back Shadow of the Colossus style!*
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