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[WorkerDrone]

"...Strife, you can't post anywhere without seeming kinda grumpy, eh?"

[neo1096]

*The Carp-Titan's body absorbs the shockwave, protecting everyone else from it's harmful effects*
*The Carp-Titan sits down*

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit runs up and kicks the carp titan in the shins!
It is lightly bruised!

[Strife26]

((I was going for the cool departure but, look at it this way, Strife is Strife. He's a personification of my ideals, yet seems to be developing of his own accord. Look at what happened (is happening)on those other threads, would you be a bit grumpy. I'm in a good mood despite my 20 minutes of sleep last night.))

[neo1096]

*The Carp-Titan stands*
*The Carp-Titan smashes the Jackrabbit into the floor head first with its fist*

[Strife26]

Strife reenters, looks around, yawns, then leaves again.

[Duke 2.0]

 Duke jumps away from the explosion in a cool movie effect! All possible damage is ignored for the rule of cool!

 Because if anything, that is his weakness. The inability to produce a cool movie effect.

 Moving on, Duke looks up at the sky while lighting a cigar. Tilting down his fedora, the blinding light from the explosion a good 15 miles into the air. With such a distraction apparent, he puts away his gun and tries to pull off a good one-liner before leaving.

 ...

 He fails, and the pit is filled with awkward silence.

[Zako]

"You're mother was a hamster and your father smelled like elderberries!" Screams Zako at Duke.
*Zako holds his hand to the sky!*
*The dracolich swoops down and leaves the pit with him in its grasp.*

"I'm outta here! Go ahead and destroy each other without me!"

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit works on his rigamortis!
It is stiff!

((Strife, what exactly has been happening on other threads that make you grumpy?))

[Flintus10]

*Putting his popcorn down Flint grabs his harpoon and lobs it into the neo carp*
*Then taking a knife and putting it in his mouth he jumps on the beasts back*

[Jetman123]

Jetman cancels berserk rage: Organs liquefied.
Jetman resolidifies his organs through pure spite, and attempts to stand!
However, he falls flat on his face because about half of the bones in his body are broken.
Jetman gives into pain.

[neo1096]

*The Harpoon is parried by the Negulzak*
*The Harpoon flies back into the Flint*
*The Carp-Titan dodges the Flint's attack*

[Flintus10]

*Flint who botched his arm reatatchment watches as the harpoon easily tears it off*
*Furious at losing his favourite limb again Flint becomes {UBER FLINT}*
*{UBER FLINT} takes out his knife and carves his initials into one of the neo carps eyes*

[Jackrabbit]

Jackrabbit's headless corpse rises from his recent grave!
It falls over!
It rises again!
It falls over again!
this continues! x234

Jackrabbit has found his zombie legs! (like sea legs but for the recently dead)
Jackrabbit bits {UBER FLINT} on his remaining arm!
Jackrabbit chews on the arm!

[neo1096]

((Jack rabbit you can't bite, your headless...))
*The Carp-Titan's eye explodes*
*Flint is covered by sulfuric acid*
*The eye regenerates*
*The Carp-Titan has entered a Martial Trance*
*The Carp-Titan bats {UBER FLINT} into the wall with Negulzak.