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lordlp

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She is Fat. (image warning)
« on: May 04, 2012, 09:22:11 am »

Humans, being half retarded, sent what looks like a walking tree to come visit me in diplomatic relations. Turns out it's a Ninja Turtle.  Oh she's Fat.
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In an attempt to intimidate the Dwarven nation, or simply being more ninja like, she climbed down to the bowels of the earth, hopped into a prior hole I had for lava pumping, and swam home in lava.
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I believe the Dwarven nation is going to test out thier new weapons on the human threat now.
(added it in a spoiler as requested)
« Last Edit: May 04, 2012, 09:40:56 am by lordlp »
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Morpha

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Re: She is Fat. (image warning)
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2012, 09:28:59 am »

It begins...

(also, maybe put the picture in a spoiler tag)
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Quote from: Gerottomo on May 03, 2012, 04:34:11 pm
That should be a new type of project, making a rug design in dwarf fortress (With accurate coloring)
"And so, after many deaths and much sacrifice, someone turned their fortress into a fully functioning self aware carpet that actively sought after sources of fresh blood."

The Giant Bat who decided an axe made a better weapon than claws:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=108229.30

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Re: She is Fat. (image warning)
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2012, 09:33:15 am »

The link to the image in your second spoiler is broken.
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Re: She is Fat. (image warning)
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2012, 09:42:30 am »

The link to the image in your second spoiler is broken.

Yeah they're upgrading my web hosting server this morning (instead of doing it at night like rational people).

I re-linked it off of another site - should work now.
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Re: She is Fat. (image warning)
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2012, 10:16:47 am »

I thought it was generally agreed among TMNT fans that we don't speak of Venus?