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[Duke 2.0]

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 The Kobold Mechanic awakens!
 The kobold mechanic attaches a mechanism to the lever.
 The kobold mechanic pulls the lever.
 The goblin Slaver has been flung from a bridge!

[Squeegy]

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Fixed. I understand your concern, but DF physics don't bend to your will.

EDIT: Also, at that point of the bridge, he would be smashed.

[Duke 2.0]

 How so?

 From very concrete experience, bridge flinging is rather random. Even raising north, the guy could be flung anywhere.

 Edit: He would not be crushed at that point. Crushing only happens when a bridge falls, not when it raises.

 Edit: That would violate many observations I have made. Unless all of my experiences involve dwarves that have moved into an adjacent bridge tile quickly enough that I did not notice it, I will continue to dispute this turn.

 Edit: Screw it, Just have him crushed. This squabble would get us nowhere. Just let it note that other than the question of weather the goblin would be crushed, my turn was valid.

[Squeegy]

See above post. (the ninjaedit is strong in this one)

EDIT: Wrong. If it's on the base, they're crushed when it raises.

[Strife26]

I'll just wait on my turn until this is settled.

However, the goblin in question just rose from the dead, so 'unreal' physics isn't much of an argument.

[Strife26]

Never mind, the post'll look better later on.

[Squeegy]

Strife: Elf did that, plus it was cheap, so I figured I could too.

[Strife26]

and the elf was promptly restruck down.

You'll also note that the goblin effectively insta-killed the hermit by stuffing it in a cage. Karma states that it should die.

[Squeegy]

Okay, the bridge crushed it anyway. On your turn, could you make the mule rush offscreen?

EDIT: Updated map.

[Strife26]

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the goblin is crushed under the bridge!
The human hermit is crushed under the bridge!
The mule rushes off screen.
 
 
Does anyone think that we need to set some ground rules? Like no insta-zombification or somesuch.

[Squeegy]

The human hermit was on the mule, now on its way back to the goblin tower. Also, reserved.


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The marksgoblin fires at the marmot megabeast.
The miner digs twice.

[Duke 2.0]

 Also: Rules on underground features. How are we going to fit a chasm, magma pipe and cave river in there? I ask not because there needs to be, but the knowledge that we will eventually get all of them on that map somehow.

[inaluct]

Some migrants have arrived!! (two exclamation points right there)
kobold peasant x3


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[Fenrir]

Does anyone think that we need to set some ground rules? Like no insta-zombification or somesuch.

I hold those truths to be self-evident.

[inaluct]

!!