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Author Topic: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 5  (Read 20680 times)

Pandarsenic

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #60 on: December 21, 2008, 11:26:35 pm »

I attempt to subtly slip my constraints off.
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Mulch Diggums

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #61 on: December 21, 2008, 11:36:43 pm »

I attempt to break the ropes that bind my hands, silently.
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #62 on: December 22, 2008, 03:47:50 am »

I watch the guard's movement carefully, looking for where his eyes look, how his body shifts directions, how he bounces along with the wagon, and most importantly, where he points his rifle.  When I understand the guard's physical capabilities, I try to come up with a cunning plan on how to seize his gun, shoot the driver, and knock him out all in one smooth motion.

Short version: I prepare to attack the guard and driver (but don't actually attack yet).

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Flintus10

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #63 on: December 22, 2008, 04:11:13 am »

Angry that my martial arts display did not convice the guards to free me I intead try and kick through the floor of the wagon so that I may roll to safety.
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Yanlin

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2008, 09:35:34 am »

I use my McGyver skills to untie myself as stealthily as I can.
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Boksi

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #65 on: December 23, 2008, 09:37:05 am »

Good idea! I kick the floor too! Lets all kick the floor and break the damn wagon!
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 1
« Reply #66 on: December 23, 2008, 01:57:32 pm »

Creamcorn: O.K. I try a different route. This time I make fun of anyone, doesn't matter who it is for the guards entertainment/distrativity.
| Unfortunately, you're gagged.

webadict: I try and break the ropes, using my newfound knowledge of their frayness.
| You fail to break them, but manage to unhook yourself from the wall.

Cheeetar: I pretend to break my leg, drawing the guards attention to me, distracting them.
| As you are about to pretend to break your leg, the wagon hits a sudden and violent bump, actually breaking your leg. The guard walks over to you and asks if you want to amputate.

inaluct: I pound my feet on the floor of the wagon and scream "YA'LL NEVER BEAT US"

"THE SOUTH WILL NEVER FALLLLLL!"

| The guard is offended. He's from the south.

Pandarsenic: I attempt to subtly slip my constraints off.
| You manage to slip your arms out of the binds.

Mulch: I attempt to break the ropes that bind my hands, silently.
| You find a knife in your pocket. Using it, you manage to cut the ropes in two and free your hands.

Frelock: I prepare to attack the guard and driver (but don't actually attack yet).
| He's standing over by Cheeetar so you don't see much. You're distracted by the sudden bump. You learn nothing.

Flintus: Angry that my martial arts display did not convice the guards to free me I intead try and kick through the floor of the wagon so that I may roll to safety.
| You heave yourself into the air, then crash down through the floor. Unfortunately, you're still tied to the wall, so you're hovering inches above the fast-moving ground.

Yanlin: I use my McGyver skills to untie myself as stealthily as I can.
| As you untie yourself, you suddenly become invisible! You are now completely free of your bonds, and invisible.

Boksi: Good idea! I kick the floor too! Lets all kick the floor and break the damn wagon!
| You slam your feet into the wooden floor, but you just don't have the legpower.
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #67 on: December 23, 2008, 02:08:29 pm »

O.K. This time I try to break my bonds by ripping them off the wall.
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #68 on: December 23, 2008, 02:14:48 pm »

There's no way in bloody hell
I'm going back to a bloody cell.

I'll attempt to maneuver into a position where I can use the most of momentum and mass to break my restraints. When the guards are distracted, I WILL BREAK FREE!
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2008, 02:45:33 pm »

"THESE HERE YELLA BELLIED YANKEE TROUBLEMAKERS WITH THEIR DAYUM CARPETBAGGING SCALAWAGERY CAN'T LOCK ME UP"

After screaming like that for a while, I try to convince the Southern guard to let me go by appealing to his Southerness.
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2008, 03:25:39 pm »

I try and use some sand and blind the guards.

Hopefully, my pockets are lined with it.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #71 on: December 23, 2008, 04:43:37 pm »

I strike the guard on the back of his neck. ;D

If everyone attacks the guard, one of us should be able to take him out.
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #72 on: December 23, 2008, 06:11:39 pm »

"I need the attention of a surgeon! Or an alchemist! Anyone with a healing powder."
I try to convince the guard to get me help from someone who dosen't amputate. Like, say, that alchemist over there. (Try and convince the guard to untie the alchemist).
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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #73 on: December 23, 2008, 07:46:45 pm »

I decide before anything else can be done I need to untie myself from the wall
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Mulch Diggums

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Re: [RTD] - The Holiday RTD - Turn 2
« Reply #74 on: December 23, 2008, 08:12:51 pm »

When the guard gets distracted, I lunge at him and put him in a head lock with my knife at his throat, and tell him to drop the weapon.
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