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Kishmond

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Chuckednourishs and YOU!
« on: January 23, 2009, 07:50:41 pm »



I can only imagine the carp swimming around in that one.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2009, 11:52:28 pm by Kishmond »
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2009, 07:51:55 pm »

RUN! RUN FAR AWAY.

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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2009, 07:53:42 pm »

That is freaky name.  Why I've never seen that done deliberately as a fortress name or something I don't know.

Pity that as a brook, it will have no fish in it all.

Now embark and see what it looks like.
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2009, 07:54:12 pm »

If it were a stream or bigger I would be worried, after all every dwarf knows there is no carp in brooks.
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2009, 08:01:17 pm »

Chuckednourishs does not run through the landscape, the landscape just happens to surround Chuckednourishs.
Also, Chuckednourishs only lets those worthy fish from it's water. Which is made of 25% regular water, and 105% pure awesomness.
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2009, 08:47:36 pm »

Haha, that's even better than The Wastes of Oxen.
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2009, 09:15:15 pm »



I'm making a hexagon-shaped fortress. It's called 'Tombstone'.

Nothing interesting on the map at all really. Just lots of soil layers, magma vent, and elk.
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Re: The coolest brook ever
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2009, 10:12:19 pm »

I suggest making as many ways to create watery doom with Chuckednourishs as possible. ;D
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Re: Chuckednourishs and YOU!
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2009, 12:42:35 am »



Don't worry, I have a plan for the waters of Chuckednourishs.

(The picture has nothing to do with it.)
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Re: Chuckednourishs and YOU!
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2009, 02:56:42 am »

All your military have to be wrestlers so they can whoop ass the way it was meant to be whooped.
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Re: Chuckednourishs and YOU!
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2009, 03:12:48 am »

Make a floor mural in the shape of a cowboy hat to calm the Chuckednourishs!
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Re: Chuckednourishs and YOU!
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 03:38:18 am »

Make a floor mural in the shape of a cowboy hat to calm the Chuckednourishs!

Floral mural? are you insane? you run the entire thing on iron, elf blood and swap whisky lest you offend the great god of hardness, Chuck.
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