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Footkerchief

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #15 on: December 25, 2008, 03:30:33 pm »

Cog looses a roaring laughter, horny and perverse!
Urist cancels hauling: Taken as mate.
Cog has become a legendary progenitor!

And just like a fell mood, nobody bats an eyelash.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #16 on: December 25, 2008, 03:42:25 pm »

Well, Legendary dwarves is pardoned all but nobles and sinister players.
Speaking of wich, Noble mandate, breed more dwarves? >_<
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #17 on: December 25, 2008, 09:28:01 pm »

Dwarf sex? I hope not. That could lead to Dwarf GIMPS, and a whole new use for the Lasher profession...  :o
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #18 on: December 25, 2008, 09:30:54 pm »

Dwarf sex? I hope not. That could lead to Dwarf GIMPS, and a whole new use for the Lasher profession...  :o

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2008, 11:10:26 pm »

Looks like Armok might be dating Slaanesh in the near future.
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Awesome.
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And now the thread is about starfish porn.
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #20 on: December 26, 2008, 09:20:29 am »

Gawd. Dorf 'funtime' is bad enough to think about as-is. Now wth is up with my Hunter? Her dogs like to share the bed with her while sleeping/on break.... OH DEAR GOD.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #21 on: December 26, 2008, 01:59:52 pm »

Gawd. Dorf 'funtime' is bad enough to think about as-is. Now wth is up with my Hunter? Her dogs like to share the bed with her while sleeping/on break.... OH DEAR GOD.

Now I know where my barrel of dwarven syrup vanished

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #22 on: December 26, 2008, 03:23:32 pm »

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description
Hm. I wonder if goblins can fire canisters of pine-tar or other horribly sticky substances upon your dwarven defenders. Having that stuff caught in your hair and beard and (in the the case of the oh-so-common nudist dwarf) netherbeard would cause the mother of all negative thoughts.

Oh, and being shaved down there would turn your dwarf japanese. I really think so.
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And now the thread is about starfish porn.
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2008, 03:50:13 pm »

Hmm, I wonder if when hair starts growing, do dwarves need to trim their second beard? Oh yeah, can't wait to read up on the style of that in the description
Hm. I wonder if goblins can fire canisters of pine-tar or other horribly sticky substances upon your dwarven defenders. Having that stuff caught in your hair and beard and (in the the case of the oh-so-common nudist dwarf) netherbeard would cause the mother of all negative thoughts.

Oh, and being shaved down there would turn your dwarf japanese. I really think so.

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY WHY WHY! IT HURTS! PLEASE DIE THREAD DIE! DIE THREAD DIE!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2008, 05:11:01 pm »

That's your third Vader in this thread alone. Be careful or your heart will explode.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #25 on: December 27, 2008, 05:47:56 am »

Who cares about plain old dwarf sex, when you can travel to

TOWERRAPE

A goblin fortress that has what you need!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #26 on: December 27, 2008, 05:52:20 am »

Who cares about plain old dwarf sex, when you can travel to

TOWERRAPE

A goblin fortress that has what you need!

NNNNNNN.... wait, remember, it's common courtesy that if the original thread had a NSFW tag, that you should also include the NSFW tag!

Bad Sinergistic! Bad!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #27 on: December 27, 2008, 03:40:35 pm »

I just find this thread and...

how do you know they havent masterd the art of safe sex, and perform it recreationally prior to marriage?

*brain bleach*

Why has no one commented on the idea of dwarven contraceptives? A people with a stone fetish would have truly horrifying condoms.

EDIT:
Wait... I misspelled that...
« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 04:21:52 pm by Zorgn »
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2008, 03:51:23 pm »

forget about a stone fetish, worry about guys that stud their barrels.  talk about girth!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #29 on: December 27, 2008, 05:02:39 pm »

Why has no one commented on the idea of dwarven contraceptives? A people with a stone fetish would have truly horrifying condoms.

This is a saltstone condom. It menaces with spikes of green glass. On the item is an image of a baby in copper. The baby is crying. On the item is an image of a ogre and a goblin in goblin bone. The ogre is commiting a depraved act upon the goblin.
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