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lucinthus

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2008, 05:15:23 pm »
stone fetishes are quite comm... ohh, that kind of fetish.

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2008, 05:40:44 pm »
It menaces with ribs of tower-cap.
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Pilsu

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am »
Reminds me of
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2008, 07:32:56 am »
Quote from: Pilsu on December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am
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Hehe, good one!  ;D
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #34 on: December 29, 2008, 04:25:41 am »
Quote from: Pilsu on December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am
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This is a plastic keyboard. It is studded with plastic, and encircled with bands of plastic. On the keyboard is a pool of vomit, the vomit is dripping.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2008, 06:56:41 am »
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2008, 07:28:35 am »
Don't mention that thread again.

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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2008, 01:11:46 pm »
AHAHAHAHH

dwarf sex....
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2008, 10:45:36 pm »
Quote from: Pilsu on December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am
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What are the chances that a girl in a real life game would dare that, *and* afterward would also accept the return dare?  i doubt it.  It's still hilarious though.

I don't get bothered by this because to me dwarfs are little smilie faces.  And smilie faces having sex isn't anything bothersome.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2008, 10:48:01 pm »
Quote from: Rivaryn on December 31, 2008, 10:45:36 pm
Quote from: Pilsu on December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am
Reminds me of
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What are the chances that a girl in a real life game would dare that, *and* afterward would also accept the return dare?  i doubt it.  It's still hilarious though.

I don't get bothered by this because to me dwarfs are little smilie faces.  And smilie faces having sex isn't anything bothersome.

Until you think that these people have blood made primarily out of alchohol, are usually covered in beard and vomit, are naked due to clothes rotting off, and never take a bath. This is basically a ball of booze, mud, and hair. And it's having sex with another one of these.
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2008, 10:51:45 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on December 31, 2008, 10:48:01 pm
Quote from: Rivaryn on December 31, 2008, 10:45:36 pm
Quote from: Pilsu on December 28, 2008, 07:29:37 am
Reminds me of
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What are the chances that a girl in a real life game would dare that, *and* afterward would also accept the return dare?  i doubt it.  It's still hilarious though.

I don't get bothered by this because to me dwarfs are little smilie faces.  And smilie faces having sex isn't anything bothersome.

Until you think that these people have blood made primarily out of alchohol, are usually covered in beard and vomit, are naked due to clothes rotting off, and never take a bath. This is basically a ball of booze, mud, and hair. And it's having sex with another one of these.

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 Kogan: Nope, that's just vomit.
 Urist: This it?
 Kogan: Dried blood.
 Urist: Now?
 Kogan: Yeoch! That's me beard!
 Urist: Damn, how the hell is this supposed to work?!
 Cog: Not in the dinin' room ye bastards!
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Re: Is this Dwarf sex?
« Reply #41 on: December 31, 2008, 11:21:50 pm »
>:3

MUCH LIKE XOM, I AM AMUSED.
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