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Author Topic: The Phantom Moderator  (Read 58925 times)

Kurtulmak

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2009, 08:48:29 pm »

Yes, my kobolds, shower me with your glory.  A new dawn is upon us.  Just like CSI now that Laurence Fishburne is on board.  It is a time of new beginnings.  If you can't handle the heat- buy a SPORE expansion pack!
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Aqizzar

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2009, 08:50:23 pm »

Kurtulmak agrees: Threetoe has no testicles.

There, you all resurrected him from the depths.  Good going everyone.
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2009, 08:53:42 pm »


 Hey, I'm just the Liaison! Blame the miners!
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2009, 11:48:22 pm »

That's our forum. We just can't let sleeping evil lye.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #19 on: January 31, 2009, 05:50:03 pm »

 Quick comrades! We must carefully engineer a smoke cloud to knock him out into cage traps so that we can reseal it.

With backups of two-ton stone blocks, just in case.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2009, 11:53:28 pm by Strife26 »
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #20 on: January 31, 2009, 09:34:25 pm »

I don't think I'll ask... *Walks away slowly...*
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #21 on: January 31, 2009, 11:40:59 pm »

Do Kurtulmak's have [Exotic] tokens so that a DM could tame them?

Strife likes Kurtulmaks for there [pref string:]
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #22 on: January 31, 2009, 11:47:38 pm »

Pfft.

Kurtulmaks have the [FANCIFUL] tag.

In more ways that one!  *budum tish*
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And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Please amplify your relaxed states.
Quote from: PTTG??
The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2009, 09:53:26 am »

Wow, I was an annoying little effer back then. Now I'm just a taller, rounder and smellier annoying effer :D

Barely remember much from back then tho', which is why I cringed when I saw my old posts. If I saw myself posting those, I'd kick myself in the balls.

Though seriously, a god of kobolds? Come on, everyone knows that's... Well, par with the rest of the fantasy world?

*suspects even iron men and black gnomes and other npc wilderness creatures have gods :D*
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2009, 01:06:09 pm »

Hmm. This is all from before my time. Still entertaining, though.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #25 on: March 21, 2009, 07:22:03 pm »

Yet for some reason I believe that Kurtulmak's true identity is in actuality the great Toady One.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #26 on: March 23, 2009, 10:26:33 am »

I'd put my bet on ThreeToe.

But Kurtulmak's awesome no matter what. Also, having said that about him, my message won't get edited!
« Last Edit: March 23, 2009, 10:30:13 am by LASD »
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #27 on: April 21, 2009, 09:04:02 pm »

words from someone I swear I've seen before
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2009, 07:19:45 pm »

Kurtulmak agrees: Threetoe has no testicles.

There, you all resurrected him from the depths.  Good going everyone.

I knew we shouldn't have mined that shiny blue rock!

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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2009, 10:35:39 pm »

Kurtulmak agrees: Threetoe has no testicles.

There, you all resurrected him from the depths.  Good going everyone.

I knew we shouldn't have mined that shiny blue rock!

Wasn't it was copper?

I THINK IT WAS THE COPPER!
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