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Fenrir

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The Phantom Moderator
« on: January 13, 2009, 01:07:51 pm »
Who is this 'Kurtulmak' person? He is the moderator for this board, but his profile says that he was never active! Very strange indeed...
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2009, 01:13:20 pm »
It is isn't it, there used to be a story that I heard about what happened to him 10 years ago... well not really, but it is pretty strange.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2009, 01:22:01 pm »
He likely hasn't posted since the move, so it technically wouldn't show him as ever being active.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2009, 04:01:09 pm »
I think he's the Kobold God. I researched this suspicious character a bit when I noticed the same as Fenrir.

Here you go: http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=192.0 The best place to go for the ancient art of Kurtulmak-Research. All the way from the early years of the Millenium.
« Last Edit: January 13, 2009, 04:03:53 pm by LASD »
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 06:05:21 am »
That topic really has a lot of drama.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2009, 08:05:28 am »
Wow.

That was seven years ago. Is god dead? That wouldn't be good.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2009, 08:21:06 am »
Also, was that Moin running around in there?
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2009, 08:28:32 am »
Quote from: Cthulhu on January 21, 2009, 08:21:06 am
Also, was that Moin running around in there?

 I'm not sure if spelguru and Moin were the same person, but I remember both of them. Likely the first things I saw coming here.

 Even so, the horrors of the past won't bother us anymore.
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2009, 10:03:09 am »
I had the impression that kurtulmak and spelguru could be the same person ... as in, you know,
**********CENSORED*******************
**************** YOU NOW KNOW THE POWER OF KURTULMAK******

[ January 24, 2009: Message edited by: Kurtulmak ]

= just paste in the line with the date and 'message edited' text.

By the way, "kurtulmak" seems to be a turkish verb meaning "to escape, to get off lightly, escape death, reach safety". Not sure why the Kobolds would use a Turkish verb though. And please no Kabob/Kobold jokes :-)
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2009, 10:08:17 am »

 Interesting. Now we just need a better-developed Kobold langu-

 Oh wait, they just use random babble. What kind of go-
 A GRAND, ALL KNOWING GOD! I, I MEAN, HE WOULD SMITE ANY WHO OPPOSE HIM!

 « Last Edit: January 22, 2009, 10:06:15 PM by KURTULMAK»
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2009, 09:16:45 pm »
You're making him sound like Candlejack.

I mean, KURTULMAK's just some cardboard profile to stick in f
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2009, 10:12:45 pm »
How dare the gnomes wake His Almightiness!  For near ten years has all-powerful kobold god lain beneath the mountain, only now to find that a great Dwarf Fortress has been built over his cold bones.  Gnomes should know when not do dig to deep.  What lessons of the past are worth the danger?  What measure of knowledge is worth the risk to quest into the twisting labyrinth and lose your orientation?  For ten years, and a million more shall Kurtulmak rule the kobolds, be it from the vault of heaven, or from this wretched tomb.  Kurtulmak will pwn any snarky emo poser wearing girl’s pants!  And those fools with the big earlobes!  What the hell happened in ten years?
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2009, 12:46:37 pm »
.....

*I love Kurtulmak so much I'm speechless!*

*I just love Kurtulmak!*
« Last Edit: January 25, 2009, 06:50:54 pm by Kurtulmak »
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2009, 08:06:24 pm »
Kurtulmak, show me thy power! *I am powerless before your craftiness!*
« Last Edit: January 25, 2009, 08:40:44 pm by Kurtulmak »
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Re: The Phantom Moderator
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2009, 08:21:13 pm »
The mighty god hath arisen again‼
It is a great day!
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