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LegoLord

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2009, 09:47:05 pm »
DF:  Where you can shoot an arrow through your friend to save him from a goblin, but you wouldn't want to try it with a catapult.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #46 on: January 28, 2009, 02:23:00 am »

DF: I want fifty rose gold statues by the 16th of Moonstone. or I give you to Fluffy, he's the mean looking dwarf standing behind that giant hammer.

or

DF: If you've got iron in your blood, wear pigtail socks that menace with spikes of Dwarven syrup, and just don't care about anything anymore, THEN WELCOME TO FUCKING BOATMURDERED!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2009, 06:33:44 am »
'Did that guy just get his head ripped off by a sock?'
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2009, 07:59:38 am »
DF: "It explodes into gore!"
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--There: Indicates location or state of being.
"The ale barrel is over there. There is a dwarf in it."
--Their: Indicates possession.
"Their beer has a dwarf in it. It must taste terrible.
--They're: A contraction of the words "they are".
"They're going to pull the dwarf out of the barrel."

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2009, 12:50:53 pm »
Quote from: SoylentNinja on January 26, 2009, 07:07:25 am
DF: Welcome to f%$&^ing Boatmurdered!!

You missed the second half:

"Welcome to fucking Boatmurdered! Hope you like miasma!"

I think that sums it up nicely.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2009, 02:39:03 pm »
Boatmurdered. Murdered boats go there.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #51 on: January 28, 2009, 02:55:18 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: proof that excessive drinking makes you think that "nutsack" is a good name for a fortress.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2009, 03:12:45 pm »
My happy place was burned to the ground when I let in the dragon to kill the goblins whom I let in to be eaten by the carp who killed my dwarves that caused the noble who let in the carp to go insane when they ate my dwarves, encouraging me to let the goblins, who avoided the carp resulting in me letting in a dragon who burned my happy place down to the ground.
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... if someone dies TOUGH LUCK. YOU SHOULD HAVE PAYED ATTENTION DURING ALL THE DAMNED DODGING DEMONSTRATIONS!

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2009, 03:56:39 pm »
DF: A whacky, frantic, fast-paced adventure the whole family can have fun with!

:P
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2009, 04:12:04 pm »
Quote from: Haven on January 28, 2009, 03:56:39 pm
DF: A whacky, frantic, fast-paced adventure the whole family can have fun with!

:P

"Oh look. That guy is learning math. He's dividing the goblin by two."
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2009, 07:10:48 pm »
Quote from: Yanlin on January 28, 2009, 04:12:04 pm
Quote from: Haven on January 28, 2009, 03:56:39 pm
DF: A whacky, frantic, fast-paced adventure the whole family can have fun with!

:P

"Oh look. That guy is learning math. He's dividing the goblin by two."

HAHA!
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2009, 07:27:17 pm »
Dwarf Fortress:  Lines of symbols are serious business

or

Dwarf Fortress:  When in doubt, move diagonally.
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2009, 07:32:08 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: The only time mass hysteria is a good thing
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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2009, 07:44:31 pm »
Dwarf Fortress: Where the best remedy for being engulfed in flames is a good night's sleep.

Just because those pants are on fire doesn't mean they aren't still fashionable.

Dwarves: When you find yourself standing knee-deep in vomit, ashes, scorched armaments, offal and decay, surrounded by madness, loathing, reckless fancy, hedonism, and hubris, stumbling over innumerable ownerless puppies and balking from hordes of kittens eager to retch forth half-digested vermin on your shoes, eager to chow down on minced liquor roasts and raw turtles, and willing to die for a new pair of pig tail socks, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE HOME!
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1. To evade the truth or importance of an issue by raising trivial distinctions and objections.
2. To find fault or criticize for petty reasons; cavil.

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Re: What's your line?
« Reply #59 on: January 29, 2009, 04:10:41 am »
Regarding the way dwarves seemingly conceive offspring by way of airborne fertilization:

They're like little bearded corals.
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