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Fishersalwaysdie

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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2009, 08:47:41 pm »
We can discuss it right here.
So how dense do you think dwarf beards are?
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 07:43:32 am »
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on January 14, 2009, 08:47:41 pm
We can discuss it right here.
So how dense do you think dwarf beards are?

Well, my research (consisting entirely of stuff I remember from Terry Pratchett books) suggests that dwarf women's beards are finer than their male counterparts, which tend to be much bushier. I like to think that they sometimes braid them as well.
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 07:22:02 pm »
Quote from: Deathworks on January 13, 2009, 12:19:16 pm
Greetings!

Anyhow, since I haven't seen this before (I think), I may just as well use this thread to say:

This is so cuuuute!

I mean, of all the DF situations he could have picked, the artist picked just the right one: A fair dwarf maiden with her beloved pet kittens.

Deathworks

Cat fetish?
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #18 on: January 16, 2009, 03:03:20 pm »
It's not as much a fetish as the key part of his personality.
I think he was talking stuff about feline overlords since '07 or before.
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #19 on: January 16, 2009, 08:25:34 pm »
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on January 16, 2009, 03:03:20 pm
It's not as much a fetish as the key part of his personality.
I think he was talking stuff about feline overlords since '07 or before.

Definately a fetish. He jerks off to pictures of cats eating people.
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2009, 09:23:03 pm »
Hey, guys! I just found a shirt from three panel that totally rips off DF!
Toady should totally sue!

what? I just thought someone should tell you...

what's with the pitchforks, guys?
...Guys?

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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2009, 05:20:29 am »
Greetings!

Just a clarification; the jerking off is with catgirls, not cats eating people. My belief that cats are awesome has nothing to do with the fetish thing. I guess you can say, I am one more of those people who never got a pet cat as a child, even though they wanted it. Add to it that I was bitten by a dog as a small child, you can see why I am taking this side in the matter.

Besides, with all the cat bashing taking place in this community, it is nice to be able to point out an alternative.

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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2009, 05:24:02 am »
Deathworks, you don't need to reply. It's a joke, right?

Right?

Right?

Ri-

OH SHIT MAH CAT IS EATING ME‼
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2009, 06:11:03 am »
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2009, 08:46:45 am »
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2009, 10:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Deathworks on January 17, 2009, 05:20:29 am
one more of those people who never got a pet cat as a child
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Have one yet?
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2009, 10:47:46 pm »
i am still not into the female beard thing, just because lotr and discworld has some, doesnt meen all got it.. like wow, dnd and black eye (german pen&paper) they dont have one, and as you can see in the new entity raws toady leaves this open to the player if the femals got one or not :p

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btw i also prefer cats over dogs as pets, in my eyes dogs are just lawful stupid... a dog will starve to death before jumping out a window and catch some rats :p
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From "Angroshs Kinder" Das schwarze Auge Zwergenhandbuch - (Angrosh Children, the dark eye, german pen&paper, dwarven handbook):
"Elves!? Their men dont wear beards, and their women bathe nacked to lure you into the water and drown you. Thank Angrosh they are as ugly as the day and all big and skinny."

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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2009, 10:53:58 pm »

 Alas, cats don't catch vermin for food. They do it for fun.

 I don't think a cat's digestive system could handle vermin anyway, after it's entire life of eating pet food.

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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2009, 01:46:36 am »
A stray cat can survive on mice and burnt pancakes, even if it's been fed on meow mix since kittenhood.

I've tested it extensively.
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Re: GADZOOKS!
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2009, 02:22:27 am »
Quote from: Rhenaya on January 17, 2009, 10:47:46 pm
i am still not into the female beard thing, just because lotr and discworld has some, doesnt meen all got it.. like wow, dnd and black eye (german pen&paper) they dont have one, and as you can see in the new entity raws toady leaves this open to the player if the femals got one or not :p

Ever read anything by Dennis L Mckiernan? His take on it is that dwarves keep their women secluded, which is why nobody ever sees them, and that they're just human women. Presumably being dwarven is just a Y chromosome thing. :P
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