(@strife, the elf isnt a zombie, he's just so overpowered by the thought of eating delicious Dwarf that he didn't notice his eyeballs being gouged out
@a1s the chains ARE attached to the rock wall, but you can still do your action)
next round...
pandarsenic:eat the elf
You cant! the bars are in the way!(you are now a novice Chomper)
neo1096: try to become a fire elemental.
2: you dont manage to become an elemental(phew..)[3] however a small flame appears on your head.it does'nt seem to hurt you, or anybody else. it doesn't even give off light. you surmise that if you stood in a dark room then all an onlooker would see would be the flame.(-1 to hiding/sneaking)
inaluct: eat elfs eyes to gain his sights.
4: you draw a star with the blood from the eyeball, then smush the second one into the middle of the star, you then smear the first eyeball with the smush of the second one, then pop it into your mouth(you have just [6] succesfully comepleted the Ritual Of The Eating Of The Smushy Elf Eyeballs To Gain Aforesaid Elfs Sights, you are now a novice Preist Of Ridiculously Long Incantations(PORLI). you can discover new spells from your actions. your surrounding suddenly start bending, you think 'whoa, trippy!' and then you open your eyes. you have just woken up from the wood ground. you head towards a large stone prison, nearby there is a fire, with dwarf chunks roasting over it...the vision cuts off there...
strife: conjure objects (sheild, pistol)
6: you succesfully conjure an Adamantite/platinium Tower sheild and a Large Pistol with a wide-bore barrel (enables the use of buckshot, shove it in the top and aim!) and a bag of buckshot (100 shot)you are now a Novice Item Conjuror.
thatguyyaknow:make sling
6: you tear up the upper part of your pigtail rags and fashion a crude sling(your left arm will be healed in 3 turns now) you are now a Novice Medic/Doctor.
a1s: use chain to attack elf
5: you rip the chain out of the wall, however you [1] hit yourself in the nadgers with the chain. you are incapicated for 1 round (ais's character: OH GOD! MY BALLS ARE A RIVER OF BLOOD!)
EVENTS
vaiolis' stomach wound:6: you pass this turn (you need to be healed by someone)
webadicts' molten metal:5: you pass this turn (you need to wait 1 more for the metal to harden)
NPC actions
SE:shake bars:3: he fails this turn.
STATUS
(im only gonna put the important stuff here)
pandarsenic: novice chomper(actions that require biting can be rerolled)
neo1096:flamehead(-1 sneaking/hiding)
inaluct:Had a Vision Recently, is a novice PORLI
strife: holding a AD/PLAT TWR SHLD (+2 defence),large Wide Bore pistol, Bag Of Buckshot (100 BS)(scattergun damage), is a novice Item Conjuror
thatguyyaknow:
Crude sling (left arm healed in 3 turns), is a novice doctor
a1s: incapacitated (for [1] round)
NPC status
SE: mad. no eyes. sniffing at You.
ACK! forgot armoks moves... lets just say that he's been asleep until now... sorry armok....
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