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Varnifane

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1020 on: October 03, 2012, 06:43:44 pm »

... I blame all missing socks on dwarves.
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I regret to inform the community that the mass murder of puppies does not create a viable clock.
I don't know if you need other ideas when you have magma.

Aseaheru

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1021 on: October 04, 2012, 01:53:20 pm »

i blame that on gremlins. along with missing shoes, pants, shirts, boxers and brains.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1022 on: October 04, 2012, 06:22:13 pm »

I live near a wooded hill. The other morning, instead of an interesting interaction between domestic and wild animals, I saw this:

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Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1023 on: May 05, 2014, 08:38:08 pm »

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)
Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.
I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.
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Spinning Welshman

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1024 on: May 06, 2014, 08:24:03 am »

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)
Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.
I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.

You realise you just quoted a post from 2009 right? :P
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I also just had a human diplomat enter from the surface, hold a meeting, then exit the map via hell.... I guess he thinks he's pretty hardass.

Mishrak

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1025 on: May 06, 2014, 12:21:01 pm »

I now consider organizing my room into stockpiles.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1026 on: May 06, 2014, 02:12:06 pm »

I am a medium-sized creature dedicated to the ruthless protection of nature.
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Grey langurs came over to steal something, only to be overcome by terror when they realized that they were stealing +grey langur bone gauntlets+.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1027 on: May 06, 2014, 05:06:39 pm »

I am making a poem about dwarf fortress for a poetry project.

I shall call it.... the ballad of Tatlosgeshak (fishbait)
Good luck with that, you'd probably need to use some non dwarf words because they don't have many important words needed for speech.
I just assume that dwarves used accents instead of all the elven grammar words.

You realise you just quoted a post from 2009 right? :P

[sarcasm]No, I wasn't aware.[/sarcasm]
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Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1028 on: May 06, 2014, 05:10:08 pm »

Today I got out of the shower, and it was raining. I was actually confused why I never saw a It is raining massage.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1029 on: May 06, 2014, 06:28:28 pm »

I take care of thiefs the same way I do with Kobolds.
And is not a nice way, it includes angry dogs...
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

Dangerous Beans

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1030 on: May 06, 2014, 10:39:08 pm »

i'm tempted to get a tattoo of a purple dwarf surrounded by cats.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1031 on: May 07, 2014, 09:04:26 am »

I find myself obsessively checking every store to see if they stock steel anvils.
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I'm new to succession forts in general, yes, but do all forts designed by multiple overseers inevitably degenerate into a body-filled labyrinth of chaos and despair like this? Or is this just a Battlefailed thing?

There isn't much middle ground between killed-by-dragon and never-seen-by-dragon.

itisnotlogical

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1032 on: May 07, 2014, 10:01:02 am »

The rotary tool strikes the plastic in the plastic bit and it sails off in an arc!
The plastic bit strikes Itisnotlogical in the eye, bruising it!

Itisnotlogical puts on his safety goggles.
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Stalker

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1033 on: May 07, 2014, 12:14:06 pm »

I made a tunic out of my neighbor's skin
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A medium-sized creature prone to artifact hunting, radiation and general stupidity.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #1034 on: May 07, 2014, 03:19:16 pm »

I wash my rigth left tooth eye periodically.
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about
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