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Karnewarrior

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #225 on: November 29, 2009, 12:17:54 pm »

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"
"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX
ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #226 on: November 29, 2009, 12:19:23 pm »

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"
"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX
ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head
you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #227 on: November 29, 2009, 12:19:53 pm »

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"
"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX
ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head
you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!
I like the direction this thread is taking!  8)
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #228 on: November 29, 2009, 12:55:57 pm »

My porn collection comes from geology sites.

"HOTTEST SMELTERS ONLINE XXX CUM ON IN OUR DIRT-Y GURLZ WILL MAKE U ROCK HARD'

"Check out the orthoclase on that one!"
"Oh dude microcline? Way to kill the mood."

That's no woman, that's adaMANtite!

XXX STONY ANDAMATIGHT LAYERS! LOTS OF RED HOT PIPING LAVA FUN!XXX
ELF PORN! ONE IN A TIME FAVOR SEE NAKED ELF'S RUB THEMSELF ALL OVER THAT PIGIORN CAGEXXX

this... is...
problematic. for my head
you know you want her to rub her one legged vomit all over that Support!
I like the direction this thread is taking!  8)
Come see our dwarf strippers! all you can see is her hair anyway! (Pg10+)
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #229 on: November 29, 2009, 01:05:57 pm »

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #230 on: November 29, 2009, 01:14:28 pm »

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...
I think this perfectly illustrates how crazy dwarf fortress has made us.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #231 on: November 29, 2009, 01:16:07 pm »

I think we've gotten a little off-topic...
I think this perfectly illustrates how crazy dwarf fortress has made us.
So, if I play enough DF, I'll start treating rocks like porn...

This must be researched. Time to pester the government for a research grant.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #232 on: November 29, 2009, 02:30:31 pm »

we'll need 20k million dollars (to divide amongst ourselves) and a few hundred subjects.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #233 on: November 29, 2009, 04:21:22 pm »

Dont forget a super-computer stricly for DF pathfindnig calculation so we can have a fort with 1k population :D
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #234 on: November 29, 2009, 08:45:40 pm »

Dont forget a super-computer stricly for DF pathfindnig calculation so we can have a fort with 1k population :D
Oh my... The pain... Sieges would be like Minas Tirith all over again!!

(while on that note)
...I have new respects for watching the battle for Minas Tirith. I mean, they carved that whole ciy out of rock. In a Terrifying biome with constant orc seiges.

AND THEY'RE HUMAN!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #235 on: November 29, 2009, 10:44:05 pm »

we'll need 20k million dollars (to divide amongst ourselves) and a few hundred subjects.
US Congress will work as subjects.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #236 on: November 29, 2009, 11:58:18 pm »

Good so my child's child may actually see the start of the project!
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that was a luky dwarf. I had one dabbling surgeon fail so spectacularly that the patient skull flew a tile away from the table.
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DF doesn't mold players into its image - DF merely selects those who were always ready for DF.
Quote from: Girlinhat
Minecraft UI is very simple. There's only so many ways you can implement "simple" without copying something. We also gonna complain that it uses WASD?

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #237 on: November 30, 2009, 04:11:25 am »

...I am content with drinking alone in the dark instead of at the bar with my friends.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #238 on: December 01, 2009, 04:25:11 am »

...I am content with drinking alone in the dark instead of at the bar with my friends.
Cheers! :)

...I am in the process of making a detailed, chart-laden "book" on as much information on rocks, ores, soil, etc, as I can from the game.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #239 on: December 01, 2009, 05:34:00 am »

I go into fey moods and dont drink or eat for months at a time!
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