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tigrex

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 04:44:12 pm »

... I get a strange mood, claim a random desk at work, and start making an artifact accounting report.  I usually go berserk because there aren't any green paper clips on the map.
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Vieto

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 04:45:55 pm »

... I have a row of cage traps outside my door.
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sonerohi

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 04:47:08 pm »

I kill, eat, skin, and make mittens out of any non-neutered cats.

Any time someone mentions magma, I have to get out my blueprints for a tower made entirely out of magma. No support walls or crap like that. Just magic, and lava.
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I picked up the stone and carved my name into the wind.

Staldur

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2009, 05:17:35 pm »

... Immediately panic when I see someone light a cigarette near a beer keg...
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Zorgn

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2009, 05:27:16 pm »

...Sunlight makes me vomit.
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Duke 2.0

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2009, 05:27:52 pm »

...I get disgusted by snakes, and try to milk them for fire.
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Gorjo MacGrymm

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2009, 07:34:02 pm »

...my coworkers locked me in my office when I told them I was in one of my "moods....
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"You should stop cutting down all these herr trees, or, MAN is my Queen going to be Aaaaa-aang-Re-ee with you guys!" flipping his hand and batting his eyelashes."
"Oh my god guys, wood, is like, totally murder."

Homez

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2009, 09:39:16 pm »

...I carve masterful engravings of my boss' rise to power in my cubicle.
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What better way to keep a fortress clean than to make it out of soap?

Vieto

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2009, 09:41:50 pm »

... I am no longer punishable because I am a legendary miner.
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ToonyMan

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2009, 09:48:39 pm »

...I live.
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DennyTom

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2009, 10:16:31 pm »

... I have not slept the third night and I am sleeping after lunch instead.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2009, 10:47:38 pm »

...I look around at neighborhoods and put together rough estimates for the time and materials needed to make it secure from attack.

Foa

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2009, 11:53:59 pm »

... I've desided to go into architecture, and mechanics, and computing, so I can, make my forts, the fucking shit.

And Literature, so I can make catchier entity names, laborer masons ain't busting mustard.

...I carve masterful engravings of my boss' rise to power in my cubicle.
:D Lol
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SheepishOne

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #28 on: February 11, 2009, 12:05:20 am »

...I can't understand how people can milk cows. How do they hold those behemoths in their tiny human hands?
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Foa

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #29 on: February 11, 2009, 12:08:34 am »

... I've started thinking about Hunting, my immigrant nooblet hunter can hunt down fire imps, and haul dead flaming imps, while on fire, and and still maintain happiness.
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