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Felblood

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2009, 10:52:01 pm »

...I condone the belief that you can find an ancient artifact with readable images on it...in chalk.
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The path through the wilderness is rarely direct. Reaching the destination is useless,
if you don't learn the lessons of the dessert.
--but you do have to keep walking.

Vieto

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2009, 10:57:12 pm »

... I avoid caves for fear of Giant Cave Spiders.

... I insist on 13 year olds being able to drink

... Biscuits, stew, and roasts are the only things I can cook.
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Techhead

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2009, 11:13:16 pm »

... I developed cave adaptation.

... I mince milk, sugar, flour, tallow, seeds, and words. I also eat my words.
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Engineering Dwarves' unfortunate demises since '08
WHAT?  WE DEMAND OUR FREE THINGS NOW DESPITE THE HARDSHIPS IT MAY CAUSE IN YOUR LIFE
It's like you're all trying to outdo each other in sheer useless pedantry.

Vieto

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2009, 11:45:09 pm »

... I insist that we build all of our metal/glass making industries next to volcanoes, and utilize the magma.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2009, 11:54:35 pm »

... I insist that that cute, fuzzy groundhog I'm running from is actually a mindless killing machine.
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Interestingly, Armok's name actually originates from arm_ok, a variable in one of Toady's earlier games that kept track of how many of your arms weren't missing.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #50 on: February 12, 2009, 02:50:06 am »

... I dream in ASCII
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #51 on: February 12, 2009, 03:35:01 am »

I AM ASCII
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TinyPirate

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #52 on: February 12, 2009, 06:17:21 am »

I've written a play-along tutorial that is probably hitting 12,000 words now, and more than 60 images and still isn't done!
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LegoLord

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #53 on: February 12, 2009, 07:52:53 am »

I joined a forum.
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"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

alcaz0r

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #54 on: February 13, 2009, 08:04:08 am »

... When I walk into the bathroom at work I think "miasma..."
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Angellus

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #55 on: February 13, 2009, 08:29:57 am »

... I now mine for fish.
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ZergSpartan

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #56 on: February 13, 2009, 10:34:55 am »


...I learned to fear elephants.
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"Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died."

Angellus

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2009, 10:41:06 am »


...I learned to fear elephants.
Respect.
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tigrex

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2009, 12:11:57 pm »

Great pic.  It took me 5 minutes to type this because I was so awestruck. 
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Jackrabbit

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #59 on: February 13, 2009, 06:57:11 pm »

I've never been on the something aweful forums but god bless em
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