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[Angellus]

A dwarf walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says "The mountains, they're everywhere."




*awaits disembowelment*

*petpet* dont you worry, here, enter this chamber full of lovely cats.
Where I got them? In the mountains, they're everywhere!

*shred*

[Alfador]

A dwarf walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says "The mountains, they're everywhere."




*awaits disembowelment*

*petpet* dont you worry, here, enter this chamber full of lovely cats.
Where I got them? In the mountains, they're everywhere!

*shred*

*mangle* *rake* *shred* *rip*

[Angellus]

A dwarf walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says "The mountains, they're everywhere."




*awaits disembowelment*

*petpet* dont you worry, here, enter this chamber full of lovely cats.
Where I got them? In the mountains, they're everywhere!

*shred*

*mangle* *rake* *shred* *rip*

*pulls lever*

[Boksi]

A dwarf walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says "The mountains, they're everywhere."




*awaits disembowelment*

*petpet* dont you worry, here, enter this chamber full of lovely cats.
Where I got them? In the mountains, they're everywhere!

*shred*

*mangle* *rake* *shred* *rip*

*pulls lever*

Sorry, it's not connected yet. I'm on break.

[Angellus]

A dwarf walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barman says "Where'd you get that?" The parrot says "The mountains, they're everywhere."




*awaits disembowelment*

*petpet* dont you worry, here, enter this chamber full of lovely cats.
Where I got them? In the mountains, they're everywhere!

*shred*

*mangle* *rake* *shred* *rip*

*pulls lever*

Sorry, it's not connected yet. I'm on break.

*Deconstructs the floor-which-connects-a-gigantic-amount-of-stone-floors-to-stable-foundation-thus-letting-the-meeting-hall-explode-in-gore thingy*

[KrunkSplein]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

[Angellus]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

I really didnt get the second one.

[Creamcorn]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

I really didnt get the second one.

Reference to the fact that priest and religilous people say the darndest things!

[Angellus]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

I really didnt get the second one.

Reference to the fact that priest and religilous people say the darndest things!

Ah! 

Thanks 

[Pruvan]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

I really didnt get the second one.

Reference to the fact that priest and religilous people say the darndest things!

Ah! 

Thanks 

What's with the mass quote stacking?

[KrunkSplein]

Q: What's red and brown and has a hundred legs?
A: I don't know, but I made a sock out of it!

Q: You look like a mighty warrior indeed!
A: Life is, in a word, pregnancy.

these made me laugh.

I really didnt get the second one.

Reference to the fact that priest and religilous people say the darndest things!

Ah! 

Thanks 

What's with the mass quote stacking?

you forgot to add a punchline!

[Formerly haftan]

A dwarf, Urist, and a human are on a lifeboat in the middle of the sea after their ship was recently sunk in a storm. They float for days without food. The human notices something in the water following them and when he mentions it to the dwarf, the dwarf gets very agitated and afraid. The next day, the human suggests they make a fishing line and try to catch something to eat, but the dwarf threatens to splatter his brains with the paddle if he tries, all the while looking at the water in fear.  So the third day the dwarf sleeps, so the human tries fishing but cant catch anything before Urist wakes up. The fourth day, the  human uses the paddles to steer the boat towards the large dark shadow, but Urist wakes and sees that the shadow is closer and cringes in terror. Again, Urist collapses in exhaustion and the human decides enough is enough and he would catch that fish following them. He hooks the line on it and starts bringing it in. The effort wakes Urist who curls up on the other side of the boat with sheer terror in his eyes. Just has the human is pulling it in he sees land not that far ahead, and not only land but a city, and not only a city but a dwarf city in the cliffs! But he tugs the line one last time and a dog jumps on board! Urist cries with joy, its his dog. The human shouts "Land! Civilization URist, look!!!! Were saved!!" Urist says "Nevermind that! now we can EAT!"

[Org]

No

[Yanlin]

Yes.

[Angellus]

Ok, maybe then.