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Author Topic: Dwarven Jokes  (Read 14110 times)

Yanlin

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Re: Dwarven Jokes
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2009, 04:40:26 pm »



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Angellus

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Re: Dwarven Jokes
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2009, 04:52:25 pm »

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Shurikane

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Re: Dwarven Jokes
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2009, 11:04:38 pm »

Mr. and Mrs. Dwarf have just married.  To celebrate, they go out to the dining hall for a nice dinner.

And thus, Mr. Dwarf sits down and orders a big bock of ale.  He chugs it.  Orders another one.  Chugs it.  Orders another one.  Goes through three, four, five, seven, ten, fifteen, twenty bocks of ale.

All of a sudden, he leans over and collapses on the floor.

And Mrs. Dwarf exclaims:

"See, that's what I love about him.  He knows EXACTLY when to stop!"
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Jim Groovester

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Re: Dwarven Jokes
« Reply #63 on: March 01, 2009, 03:21:09 am »

A goblin snatcher is struggling with a dwarf child. The goblin springs his dagger up to the child's neck and says, "If you don't give up now, I'm out of here." To which the child replies, "Oh alright. But remember, you forced me into this."
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