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[Org]

Reading the Ciaphas Cain series? Those books are the best, just two days ago, on my birthday, I got the last book. 59 pages in or so.

What do you not get?

[ToonyMan]

I don't get the Warhammer part, so I guess I can't be involved in the converse because I have not read any of the books which is odd, I would think I would read such of these books, but I havn't...maybe if I were to invent a tightly wound copper wire, put alot of current through it and place it over my head I would get an idea.  Or a really bad sun burn.

[Strife26]

Becuase if he was a ninja racoon, then it couldn't catch my hands, therefore, my hands might not be able to catch it.

[Heron TSG]

My "quoted" logic- ninjas can't catch you if you're on fire.

Anyways, you should read the Gotrek and Felix novels. (There are several Omnibuses of 3 books apiece)

[Strife26]

3 hours into the hunt. He came onto the deck once, then bolted when I cocked the shotgun. I would've gotten him anyway, but someone geniously turned off the deck lights at that instant. He'll be back . . .

[JoshuaFH]

3 hours into the hunt. He came onto the deck once, then bolted when I cocked the shotgun. I would've gotten him anyway, but someone geniously turned off the deck lights at that instant. He'll be back . . .

It was another raccoon... they're organized!

[Footkerchief]

Are you just going to fuck up your deck with buckshot or what?

[Strife26]

Yep. There's a big gouge from the last racoon that had to be 'removed.' I've laid some more boards sense I had to cut my deck in half, so there's plenty of stuff to poke holes in.

I ended up going to bed last night, I couldn't get into a safe firing posistion (not going to pepper next house over) before he bolted. I'm probably going to try again tonight.

[Gunner-Chan]

Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.

This sounds so wrong devoid of context...

[ToonyMan]

Why don't you LIGHT YOUR HANDS ON FIRE AND PUNCH THE 'COON TO DEATH.

This sounds so wrong devoid of context...

'COON as in RACOON.  Hee hee......errrrr....

[Gunner-Chan]

Sure, Raccoon.

Just one thing though, if it's pretty much tame what's to stop you from stabbing the fuck out of it and saving yourself some deck work? Might get a little bloody but isn't that half the fun?

[ToonyMan]

Yep. There's a big gouge from the last racoon that had to be 'removed.' I've laid some more boards sense I had to cut my deck in half, so there's plenty of stuff to poke holes in.

I ended up going to bed last night, I couldn't get into a safe firing posistion (not going to pepper next house over) before he bolted. I'm probably going to try again tonight.

I'm sticking with the boss on that one.

[Strife26]

It wouldn't die quickly. But, it is tame enough for me to hit it with my favorite stave if I decided to. However, I worry that the thing might have dormant rabies.

[ToonyMan]

Kill first ask rabies later.

[inaluct]

Adopt it, you bastard! I've had rabies for years, and I'm fine!