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Author Topic: Dwarves don't poop  (Read 27298 times)

Pilsu

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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #15 on: February 28, 2009, 06:45:26 am »
Seems kind of silly to have disease without feces and related materials considering the impact of proper waste management on a society
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #16 on: February 28, 2009, 06:57:43 am »
Building material?

Perhaps if a dwarf is scared at some point, they could shit bricks?
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2009, 07:12:10 am »
Ba dum tssh!
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2009, 11:56:29 am »
Quote from: Kardos on February 26, 2009, 06:55:07 pm
Toady himself said that he will never add excrement to the game.  So putting it in as a suggestion is fairly moot.
e said he wouldn't add it unless he could think of a way to make it fun. There is a difference between the two.
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2009, 12:38:05 pm »
It'd give a great use for bottomless pits and chasms.
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2009, 02:01:12 pm »
Quote from: sonerohi on February 28, 2009, 12:38:05 pm
It'd give a great use for bottomless pits and chasms.


Until the critters down there got tired of putting up with your shit and started counterattacking, 2D-style.

Actually it'd make a good trigger for such events, same with dumping, just like ol' 2D DF.
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2009, 04:44:30 pm »
Heh. This reminds me of Portal Prelude.

The companion toilet does not speak. However, it will take your crap.
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2009, 04:54:12 pm »
They vomit instead, duh
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #23 on: February 28, 2009, 08:27:02 pm »
I'm all for a Magma Toilet (t). I mean, why flush the dung when you can KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #24 on: February 28, 2009, 08:29:30 pm »
Quote from: winner on February 28, 2009, 11:56:29 am
e said he wouldn't add it unless he could think of a way to make it fun.

What does that even mean? Feces is an important natural resource with tons of legit fun uses! Like drowning people in it! And drowning animals in it! Making a shitfall in the dining room with soothing mist! Soiling yourself when you die! Or meet a particularly large groundhog! You could make other people eat it in adventure mode! You could even poison your weapons with it

Think of the possibilities! A rhesus macaque adventurer could kill all his enemies by flinging is own poop. How can you say that's not fun!?
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« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2009, 02:57:01 am »
Quote from: GetAssista on February 28, 2009, 04:54:12 pm
They vomit instead, duh

This is true. I just wish they didn't do it in my entryway...
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #26 on: March 01, 2009, 08:26:22 am »
Quote from: Gork on February 28, 2009, 08:27:02 pm
I'm all for a Magma Toilet (t). I mean, why flush the dung when you can KILL IT WITH FIRE

Considering that our dwarves tend to be very dumb occasionally, I am not sure that it's a good idea to let them build magma toilets... ;D
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #27 on: March 01, 2009, 09:08:00 am »

 Why do you think fortresses have so many 'stone' objects?
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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #28 on: March 01, 2009, 10:15:31 am »
Quote from: Tormy on March 01, 2009, 08:26:22 am
Quote from: Gork on February 28, 2009, 08:27:02 pm
I'm all for a Magma Toilet (t). I mean, why flush the dung when you can KILL IT WITH FIRE

Considering that our dwarves tend to be very dumb occasionally, I am not sure that it's a good idea to let them build magma toilets... ;D


Dorf1: SWIRLY! SWIRLY! SWIRLY!
Dorf2: YEAH! Hahahahahaha!
Dorf3: OH ARMOK NO! PLEASE! NO!
Dorf1 drops Dorf3 into the bowl... The smoke and kicking stop soon...

Dorf3 has been struck down by a mega-swirly.

Hammerer1:Seriously?
Hammerer1 cancels Beat down dorfs: Too busy laughing.
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Quote from: warlordzephyr on June 26, 2009, 12:19:06 pm
You see, booze is a parasite. It lives off dwarves and compels them to dig into the ground so as to create massive defences to protect it's self. It really shouldn't be called dwarf fortress, Booze fortress would make much more sense.

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Re: Dwarves don't poop
« Reply #29 on: March 01, 2009, 12:16:09 pm »
Burning shit doesn't smell that good
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