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[Errol]

It's good that you're with us again, Yanlin. Point taken. You will now have 2 xp in defying gravity.

Alllso, after the fifth turn, I'll let the real arene stuff begin. Hooray!

Infodump coming up soon. Very soon.

Oookay- Info Dump about...

the JP system!

Basically, after turn five, every player will collect Judge Points or JP for selected actions. The who has the most JP at the end of the RTD (at least turn 60, if I manage to go that far) is going to win. The means of collecting JP are listed thusly:

Awesome/Cool Action - varies, between 1 and 5
Hilarious/Zany Action - varies, between 1 and 5
Kill other player - 3
Kill major NPC - 5
Kill minor NPC - 1
Do recommended action - varies, between 1 and 3
Being in the arene with incaptiated players - varies, between 1 and 5

However, there are also means of losing your precious JP:

Get Killed - lose half of your JP
Do forbidden action - varies, between 1 and 6
Be completely boring/uncool/not funny - varies, between 1 and 5

But, that's not all: You can also buy bonuses with your JP. This counts as your free action. One item at a time.

Failguard - 2 JP
Haste (acting before all other players) - 2 JP
Guaranteed 6 - 3 JP
Enhanced Failguard - 5 JP
New Ability - 6 JP
+1 on all your rolls this turn - 7 JP
Guaranteed 5 - 10 JP

Lastly, the laws. They encourage one thing and prohibit another, Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced style. I'm having a table of 36 things that can be encouraged or prohibited, but I'm just as likely to just make shit up. Die is rolled for the strictness of the law (influences JP amount gaint/lost). Laws are changed every 5 turns.

Be warned, our first arene has heavily-armored opponents and IS based off something... he he he.

[Boksi]

I execute a flying kick through whatever door, doorway or portal there is in here.

It is unaffected by gravity and I will only stop once I hit something that's too tough for my kick to go through.

[NUKE9.13]

Whatever is outside that door made me, a seasoned cake-mage go unconscious. I suspect unformed swirling chaos. Performing a flying kick into it may be fatal.

[Errol]

Nah, they simply didn't finish the arene, so there are dimensional warps and stuff all over the place. Think M.C.Escher on acid.

[thunderclan]

I'll pray to the Fire God(Dess) for knowledge of Fire Magic.

[Org]

I call the power of MORK!

[Squeegy]

I focus myself, and create a cheesecake warhammer! It combines the spheres of cheese and cake for a weapon twice as powerful!

[Cheeetar]

I try and master my weapon.

[NUKE9.13]

I focus myself, and create a cheesecake warhammer! It combines the spheres of cheese and cake for a weapon twice as powerful!

Hey, and while we're at it, why not create a dark light? And some burning water? And some.. er.. gaseous earth?
The point is.
HERESY.

[Squeegy]

burning water

see oil spills

[NUKE9.13]

burning water

see oil spills

Yeah, I know. But that's science, not magic.

[Errol]

Nonsense! There is no such thing as impossibility. If you, NUKE9.13 shall continue to reason with the heresy of science, you will get smited. Properly.

[Yanlin]

Actually, water can burn. ANYTHING can burn at a high enough temperature.

Otherwise known as the 4th state of matter. Plasma. Can also be achieved by ionization.

[Errol]

By the way, you're soon going to meet the fourth state of matter.

[Yanlin]

I hope you don't cheat on my dodge roll.