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[King Zultan]

Toady should ad landmines to the game and to show them off they should have a 100% chance to spawn on every tile!

[brewer bob]

Stepping on a landmine should pause the game and give a "Something has collapsed on the surface!" notification.

[Eric Blank]

Toady should redo the entire UI. Again.

[brewer bob]

The redone UI should be VR controllable only.

[Heretical_Cactus]

Dwarf Fortress should be renamed to Elf Fortress and made into a Tree growing simulator

Strike the earth Grow the twigs

[King Zultan]

The redone UI should be VR controllable only.

Toady should then redo the UI again and make it controllable only with a Virtual Boy.

[Uthimienure]

The redone UI should be VR controllable only.

Toady should then redo the UI again and make it controllable only with a Virtual Boy.

Toady should redo this UI and make it controllable only by smart phones.

[PlumpHelmetMan]

The redone UI should be VR controllable only.

Toady should then redo the UI again and make it controllable only with a Virtual Boy.

Toady should redo this UI and make it controllable only by smart phones.

Specifically, the UI is only controllable through a personal AI app.

[Heretical_Cactus]

Speech to text control

And Text to speech system with full descriptor

All voiced in Dwarven, Elven, Goblin and human language

All by Toady One

[Magmacube_tr]

DF for mobile.

[Starver]

That's a good idea. (Unless it would mean that I'd have to lose Snake, from my Nokia, to get it to fit.)

[brewer bob]

Instead of mining dwarves eat the stone designated for digging and every time a boulder would normally drop, the dwarf grows one tile longer. The dwarves are unable to stop moving, so they move all the time and if they run into the body of another dwarf, they die.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Toady One should reimplement the games graphics in RIP, and make the game playable only by logging in via a single 300 baud modem (with accounts available for $420/mo.).

[King Zultan]

Toady should reprogram the game in BASIC and release it on 5.25 floppies so it can be played on the Commodore 64.