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Creamcorn

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Doctrine of Armok
« on: March 11, 2009, 08:08:16 pm »
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The Bloody Doctrine of Armok

If they do not believe in me or the words of my teaching, spill their blood on their land. Make their death cruel and unyieldingly long, show no mercy as you stare into their blooded face.

So Says I Armok, God Of Blood.

Blood for the blood god!

Whether it is white, yellow or black spill it on their land. Kin or enemies, friends or beasts, spill it for me. For amusement or for me, for revenge or example for tyranny or justice for entertainment or mine spill, Spill, SPILL!

So Says I Armok, God Of Blood.

Blood for the blood god!

With an axe or a dagger or fists of malice, their deaths will become my drink. The smell of their decaying corpse my calling for a new meal. Make it happen slow or quick in numbers large or numbers small.

So Says I Armok, God Of Blood.

Blood for the blood god!

And when your life has ended, my pious follower, your blood and life drained away from your aging corpse. Than you will know true nirvana as you rejoin me as apart of my power. But if you are unruly or a non believer you shall again be set into a new world. Squishy and ripe for the peeling of your skin and quench of my thirst for blood and entertainment.

So says Armok, God of blood.
Sszsszssoo...
Sszsszssaaayysss...
III...

Blood for the blood god!

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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 08:09:36 pm »
KHORNE! Oh, wait, wrong blood god.
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 08:10:57 pm »
I like it.
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 11:57:40 pm »

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2009, 12:03:44 am »
Its disconcerting how I feel compelled to spill Blood for the Blood God.

But not THAT blood god. Only Armok.

That other FALSE GOD can go choke on ichor. Any blood I spill is going right to Armoks blood bank.

Dun dun ching.

Har har.
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2009, 12:22:29 am »
You should find a way to incorporate this into a community fort.

More than it already is by default, I mean.
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2009, 01:56:27 am »
What? You mean the BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Beserkers, or the whole Doctrine thing?

Or both?
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2009, 06:35:27 am »
Yeah, I did have an idea for a community before I even wrote this doctrine, except I'll have to work on this stuff later and by the by most of my community forts never really did surpass one post. So hopefully third times the charm.

When I don't have to worry too much about school I'll work on it.
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2009, 01:26:19 am »
.... Bread for the bread god! Scones for the scone throne!
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #9 on: March 13, 2009, 12:16:43 pm »
HERE HERE!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
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Re: Doctrine of Armok
« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2009, 10:03:59 pm »
I've contimplated the idea of a community fort for this and I have a good idea.

The scenario's world shall contain...

All vanilla components, races, creatures, etc shall remain within the new world. This world shall also contain a couple of new slightly unique races, mostly oriented around this doctrine. Such as a slave trading, ones with slave human, dwarf etc as common domestic so I can trade with said new civilization and buy their slaves for my own causes. I've also thought about it and having certain slaves such as Dwarf Virgin or Dwarf Sex slave as a strange but very flavor esque idea. But with pets comes with pets meat for sale so I'm definetly going to have to do some research on how that would work.

Other fun stuff would probabley include having some sort of deteriorated world with in Armok created so all creatures would endure high misery and he would just sit there and laugh.

So that's what I thought of so far, any comments or suggestions?
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Quote from: NW_Kohaku on July 26, 2010, 12:20:43 pm
"OH NO! That carp is gulping at me menacingly, even though it cannot really threaten me from here on land!  I KNOW! I'll dodge into the water, where I'll be safe!"