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white_darkness

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So, I caught a female dragon...
« on: March 20, 2009, 11:56:02 pm »

So what do I do with it?
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FoboslC

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 11:59:19 pm »

Rape it. Or release it. Or kill it. or sell to elves. or gift him to the king.
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Skelodwarf

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 12:05:34 am »

1: Mod to be breedable
2: Mod to be trainable
3: Capture a Male dragon
4: ????
5: PROFIT (And the world's greatest MegaProject)
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white_darkness

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 12:08:26 am »

5: PROFIT (And the world's greatest MegaProject)

That last part got me curious.
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Lexender

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 12:10:13 am »

Mod them to breed as fast as cats. Dragonsplosion just has this sound to it...
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white_darkness

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 01:06:19 am »

Apparently Goldheat is an elf killer.

 ;D

Looks like I will have to mod the creature files after all.

Though it is kind of lame all the wood items she looted.
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Ampersand

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 07:47:51 am »

Breed them. Make a tower of dragon baby bones. Somehow.
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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 08:00:45 am »

Step 1: Mod dragons to be tameable/trainable.
Step 2: Chain the dragon to your entrance.
Step 3: Watch and laugh manically as your enemies are incinerated in seconds.
Step 4: Find out a way to deal with forest fires caused by the dragon in this way. (Does not apply if there aren't any vegetation near your entrance.

Alternate plan: Put the dragon in another the path which the goblins have to go through when you pull up a drawbridge, leaving your dwarves (mostly) safe from fire.
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Tormy

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2009, 09:56:44 am »

1: Mod to be breedable
2: Mod to be trainable
3: Capture a Male dragon
4: ????
5: PROFIT (And the world's greatest MegaProject)

6: Watch your dwarves catch on fire, since tamed dragons tend to breathe fire all around.  ;D
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Skelodwarf

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2009, 10:21:00 am »

1: Mod to be breedable
2: Mod to be trainable
3: Capture a Male dragon
4: ????
5: PROFIT (And the world's greatest MegaProject)

6: Watch your dwarves catch on fire, since tamed dragons tend to breathe fire all around.  ;D

7: Go back in time before 6 and start recording.
8: MORE PROFIT

I was thinking a kind of like, dragon den. Where they would all stay together. (Which wouldn't work too well in afterthought cause they'd all incinerate eachother. So maybe chained living quarters?
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white_darkness

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Re: So, I caught a female dragon...
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2009, 10:26:53 am »

Fortunately, most of my vegetation is underground and I've got my temporary entrance hall set up to force everyone down one path into a drowning chamber that has a nice courtyard in front of it.  So no forest fires.

After taming her, the next spring the elves have begun delivering threats.

She just seems to like to wander around and tip over statues, it's kind of amusing.

I'm kind of glad I set the world gen to start checking megabeasts at year 100 and I think I set it to 50%.  I've got breeding pairs of everything.

Now to just wait for the elf-killing male to show up, who was apparently worshipped by dwarves (imagine that!).

I was thinking of sticking her in a nice room floored and walled in platinum, aluminum and gold and dump some large gems in for a bed so she'd know what a proper dragon is supposed to have versus a bunch of larch bracelets.

But then what can you get really when visiting elves?
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