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The Doctor

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Re: Dwarf Hospital!
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2009, 06:20:42 pm »

Proper lobotomies.

No matter HOW MUCH HE TRIES, he STILL can't get rid of the entire speech center of his minions comrades.

They still say "Hey Gordon, try reloading!"
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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2009, 06:21:25 pm »

My question is, why is he worried about the antlions when there's three Striders stalking about?
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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2009, 06:57:29 pm »

My question is, why is he worried about the antlions when there's three Striders stalking about?
Because fuck antlions, dude.
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[Healthcare Update Thread] Personally, I can't wait for doctors to get possessed and start surgically attaching axes to champion soldier's arms.

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« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2009, 08:06:47 pm »

My question is, why is he worried about the antlions when there's three Striders stalking about?


maybe he didnt saw them? *suddently turns around and discovers 3 striders* -oh, hi!-



anyways, a good thing is that it seems soap will finally have a use, and it also seems it will be an important one, thats pretty cool i always hated soap makers......
i wonder if you would be able to perform sugeries on animals too, or perhaps the animal trainer will take care of that?
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« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2009, 08:10:38 pm »

i wonder if you would be able to perform sugeries on animals too, or perhaps the animal trainer will take care of that?
No, I think the cook would be in charge of sugar-coating the cows.  ;D

But more seriously, folks, I think that would be animal caretakers, not trainers.  All around, it'll be nice seeing a lot of the more useless jobs become useful instead.  It's not just making soap necessary, but helpful as well (in helping to speed wound recovery by cleaning the wound).
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« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2009, 08:12:52 pm »

anyways, a good thing is that it seems soap will finally have a use, and it also seems it will be an important one, thats pretty cool i always hated soap makers......

Man, I didn't stop to think about it before, but can you imagine how ironic it will be when your fortress healthcare gets a backlog of infections because of a lack of soapmakers?  I can see it coming, and I still won't believe it when it happens.
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« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2009, 08:46:56 pm »

I can see it now...

The name of Lancestands is one known by many.  Carved into the mountain itself, the barren lands that still smolder from some unknown blight surround it, it's foreboding image is a warning, to all that approach it that it should not be taken in vain, for past the double sets of drawbridges, past the iron doors and smoking forges, likes a simple wooden door that has been sought by many in need.  The dwarves in Lancestands themselves run around half naked, wielding war hammers and screaming curses at each other as they continue their savage lives, but past that door, you enter another world.  Clean and neat, organized and stark, your nose, if you have one that is, would smell a pungent stench of decay and soap, but signs of either would not be seen.  It is quiet there, hallways lead off into different alcoves, and the dwarves that reside here are complete opposites of their neighbors, fully clothed in white robes, the legendary doctors and surgeons are said to have the cure for every disease, ailment and condition.  However, those that have visited that fabled place have also warned, "Those dwarves sure know how to p't ye t'gether, but be warned!  They know how to take you apart just as e'sly!"
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« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2009, 10:00:01 pm »

anyways, a good thing is that it seems soap will finally have a use, and it also seems it will be an important one, thats pretty cool i always hated soap makers......

Man, I didn't stop to think about it before, but can you imagine how ironic it will be when your fortress healthcare gets a backlog of infections because of a lack of soapmakers?  I can see it coming, and I still won't believe it when it happens.

Hmm, that's a nasty paper cut. Gonna put some soap on it?
No, we put the soap maker in the guards.
Hmm...
Alcohol?
Yes, much better.
I think I bit my tongue as well.
Oh yes, and I've got a cut in my throat.
I had a cold last week.
I knew a guy...
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« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2009, 10:52:56 pm »

Still laughing at "too much blood in your alcohol system".

Oh and btw, the GCS er, striders, can't path to Gordon.
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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2009, 01:49:44 am »

I laughed at the doctor who checked himself to see if the patient had anything broken.

Doctor: You say you have a broken arm? Hmm nope my arm is fine, you can leave now.
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« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2009, 02:01:15 am »

Dwarf Fortress: Outbreak...

Just wait till infectious diseases make it into the game.

"Doc, how does it look?  Am I gonna die?"

"IT'S LUPUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 02:18:51 am »

It's never lupus, anyway.

Still, I too am going to make the most begrudged peasant the medic, and name him House.
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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2009, 02:53:18 am »

I am going to name my doctor Dr Cox.
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2009, 02:54:34 am »

Then you have a dilemma.
To name all the other doctors girl names, or dog names? :D

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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 03:07:30 am »

Then you have a dilemma.
To name all the other doctors girl names, or dog names? :D

Oh LORD...

Timmy, child has drowned.
Doctor Lassie resuisciates Patient: Timmy.

Hehehe Doctor Barbie.
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