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Author Topic: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?  (Read 66192 times)

Lymojo

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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #225 on: June 03, 2009, 05:07:56 pm »

I had a bunch of monkeys walk in my fort, ignore evryone and evrything on there way to the Kings Room - there they took his pants and left again.

LoL?

Were they the pants he was wearing?
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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #226 on: June 03, 2009, 05:14:41 pm »

I don't know if this is one-in-a-million or not but during my first experience with  HFS:

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What kind, do you remember? Or was it the leader of the pack?
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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #227 on: June 03, 2009, 06:19:13 pm »

Had an amusing moment recently, when my then-current mayor got voted out of office. Per my standard procedure, I went to evict him from the official mayor's quarters, and only then discovered/realized that he had lost the vote to his own wife. I imagine the pillow-talk was awkward that night.
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« Reply #228 on: June 03, 2009, 07:38:11 pm »

Who do you think was calling the shots in the first place :D.
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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #229 on: June 03, 2009, 07:55:35 pm »

I've got a 1 in a million Titan (Modded their size up).  Just spawned a 10,000 year world, and looking at the Legends I find him.  ALL I did to Titans was up their size to about 200 or so, if I remember.  Enough to give them a good shot.

Well, I'll let the picture do the talking.  Took me about 7 minutes to scroll all the way to the bottom using pgdn.

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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #230 on: June 03, 2009, 08:07:16 pm »

This is a masterwork win. All epicness is of highest quality.

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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #231 on: June 03, 2009, 08:14:13 pm »

Words fail me...

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« Reply #232 on: June 03, 2009, 08:16:26 pm »

Looking it up, my Titan was killed by a simple Dwarven female jeweler/farmer named Bomrek Salvehand, who decided to become an adventurer on her own.  He was her only kill.  She lived to die of old age on 68 years later.  Her husband, also named Bomrek, survived as a guard for a few years more than her.

Gotta love how nobodies become legends when the luck of a Megabeast runs outs.

As an interesting fact: both of them worshiped the Titan in question.
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« Reply #233 on: June 03, 2009, 08:27:00 pm »

Looking it up, my Titan was killed by a simple Dwarven female jeweler/farmer named Bomrek Salvehand, who decided to become an adventurer on her own.  He was her only kill.  She lived to die of old age on 68 years later.  Her husband, also named Bomrek, survived as a guard for a few years more than her.

Gotta love how nobodies become legends when the luck of a Megabeast runs outs.

As an interesting fact: both of them worshiped the Titan in question.

so...they killed their own god? awsome!
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« Reply #234 on: June 03, 2009, 08:30:13 pm »

Yep.  Can't imagine a more Dwarvy end for that situation, except if Bomrek were on fire, and if they weren't descended from Goblin hostages.
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« Reply #235 on: June 03, 2009, 08:46:08 pm »

Yep.  Can't imagine a more Dwarvy end for that situation, except if Bomrek were on fire, and if they weren't descended from Goblin hostages.

i dunno, the goblinness kinda makes it sound all the more cooler. think about it, they grow up all goblin-y, thinking everything is normal. eventualy they learn they are/were slaves for a race that is the enemy of their own. end up going on an epic quest to defeat the very god of their once masters in an epic battle of revenge for the slavery!
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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #236 on: June 04, 2009, 02:27:38 am »

I had some ramps being dug out to the surface for an aboveground farm, and I forgot to deforest the surface. Miner drops a tree on himself, continues to punch through maybe four layers, collecting my mason on the way, before landing in my MAGMA PIPE.
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« Reply #237 on: June 04, 2009, 03:54:45 am »

It is times like these that make you wish that magma had pressure...
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« Reply #238 on: June 04, 2009, 04:04:27 am »

I had a bunch of monkeys walk in my fort, ignore evryone and evrything on there way to the Kings Room - there they took his pants and left again.

LoL?

Were they the pants he was wearing?

Nope they where on the highest point of the map in a wardrobe (my King had his own tower, all fancy and stuff) they took em, ran off, meet my military halfway down the tower and then there was fun and flying pants + monkeys + all dwarfs that try to evade.
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Re: One-in-a-million moments you've witnessed?
« Reply #239 on: June 04, 2009, 05:31:49 am »

I just had an entire Orc siege about 50 strong decimated by my Woodcutter and his 40 Ledgendary War Troglodytes, this isn't actually that surprising because those bastards destroy everything, what is pretty incredible is that every single Orc was neatly decapitated and suffered no other injuries.

The Trogs just swept over the Orc invasion leaving headless corpses lying on the ground behind them; the heads were punted about 20 squares north and splatted all over the forest.


If i'd known that was going to happen i would have recorded it :\
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