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[Mephisto]

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Well, I assume as much, makes more sense than lava, no?
HFS always leads to awesome fun.

No need to spoilerize my post. Back when the intro was made, it would have made sense in reference to lava. If the lava river was struck at the wrong location, it could quickly flood and kill the miner.

[Jay]

Do I even need to explain this one?

[Tradanbattlan]

He also likes horn...
Nickname him Micheal

[Jackrabbit]

Oh good lord.

[Sensei]

So, is it a guy or a girl?

[Leafsnail]

He also likes, um "Axes".

[jasonxfri13th]

Better hide those donkeys too.

[Gergination]

Four births in the same frame.  That's pretty intense.

http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=37232.0

[Wh1tefang12]

Urist Mc dwarf throws a tantrum and kicks Urist McGuardCapt, McGuardCapt goes berserk kills Mcdwarf, then Mcdwarf's friends goes berserk and start killing everyone, one of these people was my Legendary Axe dwarf, who cut mcGuardCapt's legs off, then they killed the mayor, and to top things off they hit my base's main support, collapsing the entire base. (the support was in case a siege made it into my base, there was a bunker room to protect the dwarfs no one made it.)

[Tradanbattlan]

Derp de derp, da teedly derpy derpy duh.

[Bacillus]

One of my elite wrestlers just took down a champion with legendary shield, and wrestling with a hit the larynx. There was no chance of recovery because she just suffocated on the spot. It gets better though, they were both in a relationship so I went to go check how he was dealing with it. Well see for yourselves..

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[Sutremaine]

I had a baby with the unhappy thoughts of a parent dying, .... The baby climbed up a ramp and jumped down until it died of thirst

After that, both of the babies parents (who were still alive ....

How many parents did this kid have?

[Kittah_Khan]

I remember a squad of military dorfs moving in to fight off some skeletal tigermen, they were all wrestlers.
most of the squad hung back and was sleeping or eating or drinking, wiht only three dorfs actually making their way over to the stationing point.
These were :
the captain of the squad
lonely soldier, whos only friend is the captain, and who has tons of depressing personality traits
a nameless recruit

First to reach one of the two skeletal tigermen is the captain, the moment she makes contact with the tigerman she gets batted away 8 or so squares with a broken lower body, next comes the nameless recruit, he also gets hit, and immediately runs off, with a light grey injury.
Finally, the lonely soldier reaches the captain just as the tigerman is stalking towards her, he rushes at it and begins wrestling the skeletal monstrosity.
After taking several tremendous blows he manages to pop its head off, he now has broken bones all over.

The second skeletal tigerman shows up.

He stands up and interposes himself between it and the captain, after a long fight he gets smashed away with a mortal injury, while this has been happening the rest of the squad has finally made it there and takes care of the tigerman with a single casualty.

Once the captain is carried away to be tended for, the soldier dies of bloodloss, this after fighting off two of the monstrosities to defend his only friend.

[Village_Idiot]

He shot the dragon in the eye rendering it unconscious and then ???somehow??? died next to the dragon.

The dragon could have bitten him to dead, or have ripped him apart with his claws

[Tradanbattlan]

Or he was so amazed with his hit that he took a permanent nap.