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Author Topic: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much  (Read 16121 times)

inaluct

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2009, 09:20:24 pm »

God, this is hilarious.
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Carcer

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2009, 12:36:19 am »

I had this once. Can't say I was as patient, as I eventually built a series of bridges in the hallway that he would faint in and just waited for him to faint under one.

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set the meeting area on top of a retracting bridge above a huge pit. pull lever.
Entire goddamn fortress cancells task: resting injury.

Time Kitten

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2009, 01:29:58 am »

I think loading the path with cage traps would be a better option, even force him to recieve care until he heals...

so that hee has a chance in the ARENA OF DOOOOOOOOM!
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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2009, 01:36:31 pm »

I think loading the path with cage traps would be a better option, even force him to recieve care until he heals...

so that hee has a chance in the ARENA OF DOOOOOOOOM!

I think it'd be better to just throw him in a pit.
By pit I mean "ledge designated as pit some 30 levels above the ground water magma" and that would, as they say be the end of that.
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The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
I have an art blog now.

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2009, 01:50:18 pm »

I think loading the path with cage traps would be a better option, even force him to recieve care until he heals...

so that hee has a chance in the ARENA OF DOOOOOOOOM!

I think it'd be better to just throw him in a pit.
By pit I mean "ledge designated as pit some 30 levels above the ground water magma" and that would, as they say be the end of that.
You don't mind if I sig that
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I think it'd be better to just throw him in a pit.
By pit I mean "ledge designated as pit some 30 levels above the ground water magma" and that would,as they say be the end of that.
Unless a sword/axedwarf gets to 'em.. then it's rhesus pieces...

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2009, 03:40:17 pm »

Not at all.  ;D
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The crossbow squad, 'The Bolts of Fleeing' wouldn't even show up.
I have an art blog now.

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2009, 04:10:36 pm »

The thread title makes me laugh so hard. The poor bastard. ;D

ZOMG Raz! How are you?!

I always wonder just how Dwarves survived so long. When Humans discovered fire they cooked with it. When Goblins discovered fire they summoned demon gods from it. When Dwarves discovered fire, they BATHED in it.
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This being Homestuck, I'm not sure whether that's post-scratch Rose or Vriska with a wig.

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2009, 05:23:35 pm »

Not minding getting sigged.
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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2009, 08:04:30 pm »

When Humans discovered fire they cooked with it. When Goblins discovered fire they summoned demon gods from it. When Dwarves discovered fire, they BATHED in it.

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2009, 08:21:30 pm »

I dump his body under a drawbridge and set the nearby lever to repeat. I want to make sure the molecules of Ignis do not spread through the air and infect anyone.

I'm laughing pretty hard at the thought of this image.

Let's picture the Human Caravan visiting your fort.  As they're pulling into the trade depot, one merchant makes a comment, "Whatever could that constant thumping noise be?"
They turn to see a drawbridge rapidly slamming down onto a pile of bloody clothes and guts.
"Oh my, we had better give them good deals on our trade goods."
Just then, another Dwarf runs under the bridge while it's up, in an attempt to grab that Pig Tail Left Sock.
WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP WHUMP
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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #25 on: April 17, 2009, 08:52:34 pm »

Micheal, you're getting sigged on that.
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I picked up the stone and carved my name into the wind.

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #26 on: April 17, 2009, 09:58:21 pm »

Long time listener, first time poster, I have to say it is threads like these that don't let me play the game as much as I'd like, because it's too much fun reading other people's experiences.
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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 10:20:10 pm »

I made an arena with booze barrels encircling it, with one fire imp restrained in the center.
Release convicts/prisoners/other people into the arena, fire imp shoots fire, EVERYONE DIIIIIES

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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #28 on: April 18, 2009, 02:42:23 am »

The thread title makes me laugh so hard. The poor bastard. ;D

ZOMG Raz! How are you?!

I always wonder just how Dwarves survived so long. When Humans discovered fire they cooked with it. When Goblins discovered fire they summoned demon gods from it. When Dwarves discovered fire, they BATHED in it.
And when elves discovered fire... oh, nevermind, still waiting.
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Re: Ignis I hate you so goddamn much
« Reply #29 on: April 18, 2009, 06:09:38 am »

The thread title makes me laugh so hard. The poor bastard. ;D

ZOMG Raz! How are you?!

I always wonder just how Dwarves survived so long. When Humans discovered fire they cooked with it. When Goblins discovered fire they summoned demon gods from it. When Dwarves discovered fire, they BATHED in it.
And when elves discovered fire... oh, nevermind, still waiting.

My adventurer went to a forest retreat and gave the elves the gift of fire.

They reacted rather badly
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Thief:"Quiet kitty, Qui-"
Cat:"THIEF! Protect the hoard from the skulking filth!"
The resulting party killed 20 dwarves, crippled 2 more and the remaining 9 managed to get along and have a nice party.
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