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Author Topic: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running  (Read 16193 times)

jockmo42

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #30 on: May 12, 2009, 02:08:56 pm »

I'd stay away from kindergartens and playgrounds just in case one of the mothers has a gun. ;)

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #31 on: May 12, 2009, 05:10:33 pm »

I might get a DF shirt made, just for advertising.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #32 on: May 12, 2009, 05:15:57 pm »

What would be the best phrase to put on a DF shirt?

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #33 on: May 12, 2009, 05:32:03 pm »

What would be the best phrase to put on a DF shirt?


"Losing is fun!"



Nah, hmm I don't know.  EVERYTHING!
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #34 on: May 12, 2009, 06:13:42 pm »

What would be the best phrase to put on a DF shirt?



Everything was going great until I flooded the world.

The dwarf is surrounded by the Dwarves.

Also, any of the hilarious bugs or updates like:

Dwarves don't yet realize they are on fire.

Cat cancels store item in stockpile: too injured.

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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #35 on: May 12, 2009, 06:17:10 pm »

This shirt is !!.

All the non-cool people will think we just mean that it's "like, wow" but we would know.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #36 on: May 12, 2009, 06:29:22 pm »

"The human is surrounded by idiots."

"The human is surrounded by non-believers."

"The dwarf is surrounded by humans."

"DWARF FORTRESS WANTS YOU!"

"Human cancels being stupid, interupted by Dwarf Fortress."

"Blood is red."

"Magma is red too."

"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!"

"Armok."

"ASCII lover."

"Down with Crysis!"

"I kill soap makers."

"Are you a soap maker?"

"[BONECARN]"
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2009, 06:45:32 pm »

"The human is surrounded by idiots."

"[BONECARN]"
DO WANT
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #38 on: May 12, 2009, 08:17:46 pm »

You're all missing the most obvious one.

STRIKE THE EARTH
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #39 on: May 12, 2009, 08:27:04 pm »

Been said.


Like Frankin.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #40 on: May 12, 2009, 10:16:18 pm »

dwarffortress.com is easier to memorize than bay12games I think. I know a fan owns the domain, but they need to get on top of that. Make it into a directory of general info about the game and a collection of resources on learning to play etc., Perhaps even a gallery of the fan art from the fan art thread.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2009, 10:21:27 pm »

"DWARF FORTRESS WANTS YOU!"

This definitely needs an image to go along with it.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2009, 10:29:42 pm »

Just have a shirt colored green and red with pictures that look like half digested food and stuff.
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #43 on: May 13, 2009, 12:22:05 pm »

So yeah that sweatshop bit was a joke, and the point that I was trying to make is that if we make it as cheap as possible, its less of a hassle, and people will actually buy the shirts if they are inexpensive (or totally awesome).

I am, by no means, attempting to make a profit off of Dwarf Fortress. In fact, the whole plan was just to run the shop in my free time, and give all of the earnings to Bay12.

Also does anyone want a shirt thats like the original one I posted, but with an E?
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Re: We really need to get a Dwarf Fortress Store up and running
« Reply #44 on: May 13, 2009, 01:57:11 pm »

I'd like one with a million "c" on it.
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