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EmperorJon

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2475 on: January 26, 2012, 03:49:35 pm »

Boss Knight vs. Hamstone...

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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2476 on: January 26, 2012, 04:56:41 pm »

Keep hamstone comics coming ;D
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2477 on: January 26, 2012, 04:59:18 pm »

Boss Knight? Well i would, but my complete inability to draw someone as awesome as Boss Knight would be an insult to him, Logrin and the entirety of Bay12. That doesn't mean i'm not going to try at some point though, Danes like me are already infamous for inadvertently insulting everyone anyways. :P (well hey, we make fun of every single known face in our own country, it's borderline tradition (caricatures in particular are ubiquitous and hilarious (though apparently the middle east didn't think so)))
In any case, i need to establish Hamstones level of ham even more before he gets to meet Boss Knight, because such an encounter would surely end in a calhamity of unprecedented scale. Or maybe they would rock the world in the most hamazing team-up ever???

p.s. i regret none of these puns, and by Odin there is so much more to come that you will groan yourself hoarse

p.p.s. i mean it in the most positive way when i call Boss Knight hammy because he is the bossest of all knights i have yet to see


The main concern about Hamstone is that he's really hard to make into an effective adventurer in DF. A wall of granite is a fair approximation (it can crush people and is made of granite), but Hamstone moves around by his own power! But if you're cool with me posting entirely made-up adventures, then i shall proceed. I'll probably also proceed if you're not cool with it.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2478 on: January 26, 2012, 06:08:05 pm »

Hamstone wouldn't be too hard to make.  He's basically a ball of granite, right?  I could probably throw something together in the next hour or so, when I get back to my computer.

EDIT: Here goes.
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That should be the basic outline, and I'm going to do some testing and keep working on it.

EDIT2:  Hamstone is now bigger, as per Shook's recommendation.
EDIT3:  Put this into entity_default.txt:
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« Last Edit: January 26, 2012, 08:02:34 pm by Gizogin »
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2479 on: January 26, 2012, 07:17:39 pm »

The main concern about Hamstone is that he's really hard to make into an effective adventurer in DF. A wall of granite is a fair approximation (it can crush people and is made of granite), but Hamstone moves around by his own power! But if you're cool with me posting entirely made-up adventures, then i shall proceed. I'll probably also proceed if you're not cool with it.
As long as it's funny :P

It doesn't seem difficult to draw. Maybe I'll try to draw Hamstone too sometime, if you don't have a copyright or trademark or any stuff like that on Hamstone™ :D
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2480 on: January 26, 2012, 07:40:07 pm »

Go right ahead, copyrighting a character who's essentially a boulder with shades would be silly. :P (I'm sure I don't need to remind you to make him hamtastic)

@Gizogin: You're awesome, did you know that? c:
One thing though, his size should probably be something like a sphere with a radius just short of a meter (i contrive most non-dorf chars to be 1,8 meters tall, Hamstone is a bit more than that). 300000-ish? And with a full-body attack he could probably bowl people down like twigs. Puny, hamless twigs. Hamstone adventurer is serious science!!!
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2481 on: January 26, 2012, 07:57:42 pm »

@Gizogin: You're awesome, did you know that? c:
One thing though, his size should probably be something like a sphere with a radius just short of a meter (i contrive most non-dorf chars to be 1,8 meters tall, Hamstone is a bit more than that). 300000-ish? And with a full-body attack he could probably bowl people down like twigs. Puny, hamless twigs. Hamstone adventurer is serious science!!!

I was just using 60000 for the body size as a placeholder, while I got the structure and stuff down.  To make him a sphere with a radius of around 90cm, his size would need to be around 3 million.  Even as he is now, Hamstone is a killing machine, so I might reduce his speed a bit when I upscale him.  His basic crushing attack can easily break bones and rupture organs.
Also, what did you think of the vocalizations?  The second one is my favorite, because when you're just rolling around doing stuff it displays "You are awesome."
« Last Edit: January 26, 2012, 08:16:50 pm by Gizogin »
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2482 on: January 26, 2012, 08:15:16 pm »

Alright here it is.

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Yeah my drawing isn't really good too :P
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2483 on: January 26, 2012, 08:17:35 pm »

While on the subject of ham, I offer for your viewing pleasure:
COG WRATHHAMMER, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE

Cog Wrathhammer, Adept Thrower


Cog Wrathhammer makes a house call


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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2484 on: January 26, 2012, 09:55:30 pm »

Another hamstone :D

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I want to see some from Shook too!

Cog Wrathhammer makes a house call

Good one! You should start a series about this character too ;D

Soon, the only comics in the world will be about Dwarf Fortress. Bwahahahahaha!
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« Reply #2485 on: January 27, 2012, 10:02:10 am »

This thread so damn awesome that it inspires me to draw some wtf moments of mine. I might do some :)
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2486 on: January 27, 2012, 12:08:18 pm »

Cog Wrathhammer does mercenary work

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Once again, Cog shows off his throwing skill.  Just wait until I actually start including his hammer.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2487 on: January 27, 2012, 12:29:05 pm »

Ahaha, you guys, this is bloody brilliant. ALL OF IT. :'D
Also, HAMSTONE CATAPULT

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He is very viable ammunition indeed.
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2488 on: January 27, 2012, 12:34:42 pm »

Now I must see if I can summon an Idea upon ye, Good Sir ;)

What about a dwarf shaped Urist McBlock, who walks up to his enemies, then collapses on them? :D
Dwarf shaped? OK HERE YOU GO

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He's rather less hammy than Urist McBoulder. In fact i think i shall officially name that boulder Hamstone. In the near future i shall try to make him approach bossknight-level hamminess, but actually getting there is probably impossible. :P

Oh my god.
I think Im in love!

C-c-can... can i keep it?
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Re: Draw your adventures
« Reply #2489 on: January 27, 2012, 12:39:02 pm »

Christopher Walken on Shook:

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Hamstone is magnificent. That's really all there is to say on the matter. ^^^
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