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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 51559 times)

Pandarsenic

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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2009, 02:29:59 am »

^That, but with more maniacal laughter.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

Emperor_Jonathan

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« Reply #16 on: May 31, 2009, 02:31:34 am »



You wait, the deer move around a bit...

The fire doesn't get out of control... Nothing is happening.

You laugh a little bit, but it loses its affect with no one around.

What do you do?
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« Reply #17 on: May 31, 2009, 02:39:56 am »

Gather rocks, throw them at the deer.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #18 on: May 31, 2009, 02:40:26 am »

Wait until the dear die. Then smother the fire.

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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2009, 03:41:08 am »

Tackle a deer into the fire. DEER.
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2009, 04:26:09 am »

Gather rocks, throw them at the deer.
You throw rocks at the general direction of the deer, but due to the smoke you can't see if any hit.
Wait until the dear die. Then smother the fire.
You can't see the deer so you decide to go straight to smothering the fire. You then don't since you're naked.
Tackle a deer into the fire. DEER.
The deer are already in the fire soooo...


You start thinking that lighting the fire wasn't the best idea....

((But seriously. The point of this isn't to do crazy shit, it's to build stuff...))
« Last Edit: May 31, 2009, 04:32:00 am by Emperor_Jonathan »
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2009, 04:38:03 am »

Chop down a tree with YOU BEAR HANDS!! with the knife... Or just take a branch, sharpen some stone, and make some twine, make an axe then build a cozy home.

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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2009, 04:41:02 am »

Our first priority is deerskin pants, amirite?
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2009, 04:45:20 am »

No. It needs to be exposed so lady naked men will choose US as their mate.

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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2009, 06:06:06 am »

No. It needs to be exposed so lady naked men will choose US as their mate.
Whaaaat?
Our first priority is deerskin pants, amirite?
No.
Chop down a tree with YOU BEAR HANDS!! with the knife... Or just take a branch, sharpen some stone, and make some twine, make an axe then build a cozy home.
Might not be the best idea with the fire >_>.

« Last Edit: May 31, 2009, 06:08:14 am by Emperor_Jonathan »
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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2009, 06:08:08 am »

Chop down a tree with YOU BEAR HANDS!! with the knife... Or just take a branch, sharpen some stone, and make some twine, make an axe then build a cozy home.
Do that now.

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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2009, 06:08:37 am »

Chop down a tree with YOU BEAR HANDS!! with the knife... Or just take a branch, sharpen some stone, and make some twine, make an axe then build a cozy home.
Do that now.
Read Above.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 06:11:06 am »

Worship fire
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« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2009, 06:13:50 am »

Harness fire. Or run... just fucking run. The other way.

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« Reply #29 on: May 31, 2009, 06:28:02 am »

Worship fire

You bow to the fire... Nothing happens.
Harness fire. Or run... just fucking run. The other way.

You think for a moment how to use the fire to your advantage...

Nah, just run!



You come upon another grove of trees leading to the entrance of some sort of cave or tunnel. The floor is roughly square and muddy.
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