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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 51569 times)

NUKE9.13

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« Reply #30 on: May 31, 2009, 06:36:18 am »

Enter cave.
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« Reply #31 on: May 31, 2009, 06:45:53 am »

Enter Dwarf mode.

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« Reply #32 on: May 31, 2009, 06:47:17 am »

Damn it I can't find a certain symbol ><
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« Reply #33 on: May 31, 2009, 06:50:17 am »

Which one?

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« Reply #34 on: May 31, 2009, 06:54:09 am »

((The proper symbol for a table and a chair and for a bed. I improvised.))


The tunnel ends into a small natural cave. Inside are two humans, on is sleeping on a bed the other is sitting at a table. They are both wearing cloth, the one at the table has an axe. When he sees you he gets up and faces you with his axe. He shouts to his companion who takes a while to get up, he is not wielding anything.
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« Reply #35 on: May 31, 2009, 07:01:27 am »

They're about two spaces from the unworked wall symbols.
The bed is on the second-to-last row.

EDIT: Ask if they are lady naked men. If not, ask why they are here.
« Last Edit: May 31, 2009, 07:03:11 am by Jack_Bread »
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« Reply #36 on: May 31, 2009, 07:04:41 am »

"Lady Naked Men?" The Axeman questions. "Must be STARK RAVING MAD." He comments to his companion, his companion is armed with a short sword.

"What we're doing? What are you doing?"
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« Reply #37 on: May 31, 2009, 12:24:08 pm »

By the gods they must be more advanced then us!

Worship these people.
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« Reply #38 on: May 31, 2009, 12:34:29 pm »

Make offering of... Something we have on us that isn't a knife.  Or offer knife by holding blade.
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« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2009, 12:11:08 am »

How the shit do I load an image?

Found how.
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« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2009, 12:39:42 am »



You bow to the people, worshiping them. You hold the knife by the handle towards them while averting your eyes.

"A savage ey?" One says to the other.

The Axeman walks over to the middle of the room and dusts some of the dirt off, there is a wooden hatch in the ground.

"Keep the knife, get in here."

What do you do?
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« Reply #41 on: June 01, 2009, 12:49:48 am »

HERETICS! They associate themselves with the cursed wooden hatch! Throw your knife at the axe-wielder, take his axe if still alive or dead, and proclaim yourself as the new god of CAVES!!!
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« Reply #42 on: June 01, 2009, 12:51:42 am »

If they look happy, ask for lady naked men. If they look mad, continue to show respect and walk in.

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« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2009, 12:53:22 am »

If they are not lady naked men, logic dictates that you must be. You must mate with them.
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« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2009, 12:53:54 am »

What Jack_Bread and Virroken said.
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