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Author Topic: Ozymandias, King Of Kings, God of Caves, Wizard.  (Read 100965 times)

Emperor_Jonathan

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« Reply #45 on: June 01, 2009, 12:55:12 am »



You run and throw the knife straight at the axeman, the knife goes straight the the mans throat, skewering him against the wall. In his final death throes the man loosened the knife and it clatters to the ground. You pick up the axe and scream at the other man.

"NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES!"

((Too late :P I already did this.))
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« Reply #46 on: June 01, 2009, 12:56:30 am »

Kill the other one. Go in the hatch and look for and rape lady naked men.

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #47 on: June 01, 2009, 12:58:47 am »

What Jack_Bread said.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #48 on: June 01, 2009, 01:03:50 am »


You finish off that man and enter the tunnel, axe in one hand, knife in the other. The tunnel goes a short way with several rooms branching off. It ends in a larger room than the others. In each room are cages containing a variety of animals from elephants to carp to dwarves. At the end room is a large, red titan in chains. It is moaning in pain and looks at you for help. No naked lady men.
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #49 on: June 01, 2009, 01:05:07 am »

"Help" obviously means "Rape."
Release the titan!
« Last Edit: June 01, 2009, 01:11:03 am by Jack_Bread »
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #50 on: June 01, 2009, 01:05:18 am »

Ask red titan, "What's crackin'?"
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #51 on: June 01, 2009, 01:06:17 am »

You ask the Titan whats crackin', he responds by moaning and saying "Help me... I'll reward you!"
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #52 on: June 01, 2009, 01:11:17 am »

"Help" obviously means "Rape."
Release the titan!

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #53 on: June 01, 2009, 01:13:00 am »

"Thank you. I am indebted to you. What is it you wish me to do?"

((WOO FIRST FOLLOWER!))
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #54 on: June 01, 2009, 01:13:50 am »

Rape.
Kill everything having to do with elves.

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #55 on: June 01, 2009, 01:16:43 am »

There is nothing to do with elves there.
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #56 on: June 01, 2009, 01:20:22 am »

Kill everything besides me or yourself.

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« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2009, 01:21:46 am »

You yell at the people watching you, "DON'T BE SUCH A RETARD."
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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2009, 01:22:47 am »

Release everything! Kill hostiles.

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Re: NOW I AM THE GOD OF CAVES
« Reply #59 on: June 01, 2009, 01:25:41 am »

You are not listening to you.

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THANKS ALOT.
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