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Author Topic: Dwarven humor, its easy to do  (Read 68488 times)

Leafsnail

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #45 on: June 09, 2009, 04:00:22 pm »

Can someone make one about what happened to me when I tried to transfer 9 naked goblins from a cage into a pit?  First a big traffic pile up, then someone chucks a goblin in, then everyone runs around like idiots because they can see a goblin, then a random member of the military gets involved and randomly slays the goblin I put in, then another goblin gets thrown in, then my retarded siege operator decides to cancel his drink because he can see a goblin, then your mayor gets trapped on the other side of the pit and can't get back because he's too afraid of the harmless goblins.

And then, Urist McCheesemaker decides to have a drink.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2009, 09:02:41 pm »

Giant picture incoming.



Adoring praise would be nice, but scathing criticism would be better. It's been a long time since I've done anything coloured. But this is a great excuse.

(THAT IS NOT WHAT FIRE MEN LOOK LIKE!)

Poor donkey.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2009, 09:11:15 pm »

That's awesome. Your style is cool. Nice facial expressions. <more praise>
The creature in panel three is a fire man(not the profession).

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2009, 09:36:33 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Hooray for MS paint art!
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #49 on: June 10, 2009, 10:17:57 am »

Giant picture incoming.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Adoring praise would be nice, but scathing criticism would be better. It's been a long time since I've done anything coloured. But this is a great excuse.

(THAT IS NOT WHAT FIRE MEN LOOK LIKE!)

Poor donkey.

Lol, that's cool. I like how this looks better than the actual game does.  :P
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #50 on: June 10, 2009, 02:21:52 pm »

A stark constast to the beautiful artwork and witty demeanor, its time for my post.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2009, 03:26:36 pm »



I can't figure out how to resize it, so just zoom if you can't see it.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2009, 08:55:44 am »

I've drawn a picture like this long time ago but lost it... Thank you for reminding of the old good joke :).

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #53 on: July 08, 2009, 11:46:48 am »

Giant picture incoming.



Adoring praise would be nice, but scathing criticism would be better. It's been a long time since I've done anything coloured. But this is a great excuse.

(THAT IS NOT WHAT FIRE MEN LOOK LIKE!)

Poor donkey.
this is too awesome!!!

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #54 on: July 08, 2009, 12:36:37 pm »

Sorry if you didnt want me too, but i just had to edit this to a more correct situation for me...

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #55 on: July 08, 2009, 03:58:37 pm »

Kinseti, your stuff reminds me of ErfWorld; you familiar with it?

Also, not my style of play (I like trading; I LOVE giving the Elves five crafts and a fuckload of stone in exchange for animals) but I still lol'd a bit.
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2009, 07:00:47 am »

Urist mcChampion training with UristMcRecruitySpear


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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #57 on: July 12, 2009, 11:36:20 pm »

It`s not a comic, but I think it`s funny.

Can't touch this
Canít touch this
Can't touch this
Canít touch this

My,
my,
my,
my hammerer hits me
so hard
Makes me say
oh my Lord
Thank you,
for blessing me
With a hammerer to hit,
and two death pits

Feels good, when you know you're down.
A superdwarf homeboy from the dwarf town
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beating uh,
. you can't touch
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Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #58 on: July 13, 2009, 05:33:10 am »

It`s not a comic, but I think it`s funny.

Can't touch this
Canít touch this
Can't touch this
Canít touch this

My,
my,
my,
my hammerer hits me
so hard
Makes me say
oh my Lord
Thank you,
for blessing me
With a hammerer to hit,
and two death pits

Feels good, when you know you're down.
A superdwarf homeboy from the dwarf town
And I'm known
as such
And this is a beating uh,
. you can't touch

Quiet you.
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Yanlin

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Re: Dwarven humor, its easy to do
« Reply #59 on: July 13, 2009, 06:57:15 am »

Stop! Hammerer time!
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