Ah god I hate steam so much.
My first account was hacked and stolen within two weeks, while I had already purchased 3 games on said account. Then contacting steam support, telling them that my account had been stolen, my secret answer/password/asking them to check the history they claim keep under safe guard to see if it had been changed recently, and what do they do? They demand that I send them a 'photo of my installed game' along with a photo of 'the bar code that runs alongside the top part'.
What?
First off, I don't have a digital camera, second off, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU SMACKTARD!?! I did not ask for anything related to licensing a game, I ASKED YOU ABOUT MY FUCKING ACCOUNT!
I calmly typed an eloquent letter requesting and clarifying my situation, after which I never heard from support again.
Ever.
So, you might have guessed that I stayed away from Steam for a while.
Then, purchasing a coolio game known as 'Empire Earth', it immediately installs the Steam launcher from the disk without asking my consent and logs me under the name of 'soulstorm155'. Puzzled, I log out and launch my game, problem is that it won't play the fucking game because I'M NOT LOGGED INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
*Takes a breather*
And how stupid is it that they have a motherfucking 'Game Account' and a 'Community Account'? Or more precisely, two user names that I have to remember when logging in to play my fucking game!?!
What do you suggest I do? When I requested an e-mail to be sent to my e-mail account, it came, but now it's asking me what city I was born in. I smugly type in 'Toronto', only to get a big fat XNaNX from the launcher. I quickly type in every city along the east coast that comes to mind only to get rejected repeatedly.
Is this some sort of sick joke?