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[Rowanas]

I think I might have a dwarf fetish. Every character I've ever played in a roleplaying game is a dwarf or a dwarf type person, my previous ladies have all been short, I like bikers (dwarves are bikers, you know it in your heart) and I have a desire to become a blacksmith so that I can create masterfully worked titanium chainmail... anyone got similar dwarfisms? Or is actually a dwarf?

Please, there has to be a dwarf playing DF

[Tenebrais]

Aside from all your girlfriends being short I'm not so sure that constitutes a fetish.

And you damn well better have a full beard.

[Yanlin]

Unless you look like this, I'm not buying it.

[Limul Thak]

Unless you look like this, I'm not buying it.

Well, he could be one of those pansy dwarves that went out for soap and lye, rather than good ol' mining and fishing.

[Lemnx]

I think I might have a dwarf fetish.

I might have a dwarf fetish.

have a dwarf fetish.

dwarf fetish.

dwarf

You have a fetish for a woman that will give birth to her child in the middle of battle, pick it up, and continue fighting? That will run around covered in vomit and blood for her ENTIRE lifetime?

Lem's sanity flies off in a bloody arc!

[shadow_archmagi]

I must say, there *is* something irresistible about small women.

[Warlord255]

Blacksmithing is hard work. Also, chainmail is a different affair entirely.

Feel free to pursue it, just don't sharpen a random slab of metal and grind it to a shine. It's not as cool as you think.

[RavingManiac]

She is female.

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

I must say, there *is* something irresistible about small women.

...
I think I can't speak that word here.
Damnit.

[shadow_archmagi]

Of course, there is also something about large women.

And those ones that are just so medium.

...


...

I guess what I'm trying to say is...

It's all good!

[Baughn]

I must say, there *is* something irresistible about small women.

...
I think I can't speak that word here.
Damnit.

That's "dammit". No, seriously.

</nitpicking>

[jaked122]

I must say, there *is* something irresistible about small women.

I sometimes wonder if this is why I loved that girl so much...

[Duke 2.0]

 I would say something, but honestly, after Sofia and Okenido I don't think I can find something weird anymore.

 And to the War Minister, he said WOMEN. Adults. Get yer mind out of the VN.

 But yes, we all just developed an appreciation to these crazy tubs of hairy beer. No need to call it a fetish 'till the nasty dance is involved. I don't think there is one person on these forums who didn't have a desire to become a blacksmith at one point or another.