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[Puck]

Alright, the situation: friday, 18h over here. Right now a huuuuge (and I MEAN huge) party is starting, down at the danube. It's going for 3 days, 'til sunday evening, and there is NO entrance fee. (Only really uncool fact: they are totally powering down over night and there is no camping. But I'll give them that for making the party free.)

The problem: The weather is fuxing bad (and I MEAN bad).

The solution: You guys help me get the sky clear and then turn off [WEATHER] in the terran raws, for a few days.

Consider this an experiment, and try not to think of the woodstock, where a whole metric shittonne of people was chanting "WE WANT NO RAIN" and promptly turned the whole thing into the famous mudfest it became.

On monday I'll see a doctor for drawing a connection between the human mind and the weather.

[cowofdoom78963]

Real men brave the storm to get their just rewards.

[Tormy]

Alright, the situation: friday, 18h over here. Right now a huuuuge (and I MEAN huge) party is starting, down at the danube. It's going for 3 days, 'til sunday evening, and there is NO entrance fee. (Only really uncool fact: they are totally powering down over night and there is no camping. But I'll give them that for making the party free.)

So where is this party located at? Just asking, because you should be "close" to me, since I am living near the Danube. [Budapest]. 

[Sowelu]

Consider me "working on it".

Tell me if you're sorry you asked, later.

[Duke 2.0]

 Just go in a swimsuit and tons of glowsticks. You will be the life of the party.

 This is assuming you are having a hot summer.

[Virex]

Find someone to fly a plane over the clouds that'll be over the Daneau the next few days and dump some silver nitrate in it. That's the tactic the chinese used to keep the olympics dry, just have the clouds dump their rain before it hits the stadion.

[woose1]

What?

[Puck]

So where is this party located at? Just asking, because you should be "close" to me, since I am living near the Danube. [Budapest]. 

Vienna

Find someone to fly a plane over the clouds that'll be over the Daneau the next few days and dump some silver nitrate in it. That's the tactic the chinese used to keep the olympics dry, just have the clouds dump their rain before it hits the stadion.

Aint that an old trick the U.S. came up with?

Real men brave the storm to get their just rewards.

that's what basically happened yesterday, but I tell ye, as a cyclist... a dry butt goes a long way when it comes to having fun...
except when it comes to anal sex, I guess.

[ToonyMan]

Let's get out THE ROCK-IT LAUNCHER TO BLOW UP THE CLOUDS.


FIRE!!!

[Cthulhu]

Destroy the clouds with the power of metal.

[ToonyMan]

ROCK-IT ON!!


*music*

[Sowelu]

So!  How'd it go?

[Puck]

meh-ish.

Friday the trip to the party was wet, but the rain stopped. Was "sufficient"

Saturday was great, but can you believe I got cockblocked by a girl? (!)

Sunday was so wet I didnt even bother leaving home 

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

"Saturday was great, but can you believe I got cockblocked by a girl? (!)"

Please elaborate. Is this girl a futa****? <- Don't fukken google that thing.

[Puck]

She didnt block me using her cock (I assume she doesnt have one) but she blocked the usage of my own cock. I use the term cockblocking for both phenomena.

In short: she was hitting on me (well actually we were hitting on each other) and another girl showed up, who was obviously interested in me.

So girl no1 was like "lets go home already". I agreed.
Halfway home she thought it would be a good thing to go home alone. (and i didnt even do anything stupid or disgusting in the meantime  )

And I could only think of girl no2 at that point.

No fair, I tell ye. Especially since normally, I have to work my ass off to get some. I never get hit on just like that.