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buman

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A dwarvish sentence generator
« on: June 27, 2009, 03:02:54 am »


http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=atomizer


Some awesome slogans I've gotten:

 It's a New Atomizer Every Day
Any Time, Any Place, Atomizer
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Atomizer

Designed for Goblins, Engineered to Last
I Can't Believe It's Not Goblins
Hope It's Goblins, It's Goblins, We Hope It's Goblins

Built Dwarf Tough
Got a Dwarf? You're in Luck
Dwarf: The Other White Meat
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DennyTom

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 04:20:30 am »

I sorta hoped you made translator to dwarven language...

A day without dwarf is like a day without sunshine.
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It is so much easier to measure life in experience points...

Turnip

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 05:34:54 am »

You Too Can Have A Cat Biscuit Like Mine
Snap Into A Slim Cat Biscuit
Schhh... You Know Cat Biscuit
Savour the Flavour of Cat Biscuit
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Cat Biscuit
Get the Door - It's Cat Biscuit
Doing It Right Before Your Cat Biscuit
Have !!kobold Chunk!! Your Way
I Like the !!kobold Chunk!! in You
I Feel Like !!kobold Chunk!! Tonight
Devon Knows How They Make !!kobold Chunk!! So Creamy
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And (because of various programming quirks) dwarves are kinda stupid. Granted, so are the other races. But still.
And yet these stupid dwarves are going to eventually make a nuclear weapon out of cheese and basalt.

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 06:27:20 am »

For the magma you don't yet know.
Live in your magma, play in ours.
The magma for all ages.
Magma prevents that sinking feeling.
Magma really satisfies.
You've always got time for magma.
I've seen the future, and it's magma-shaped.
What's in your magma?

...

Bet you can't eat magma.
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« Last Edit: Tomorrow at 25:61:61 PM by Iroel »

Jackrabbit

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2009, 06:31:14 am »

This thing is magic


Make every cat count.

So true...

Even better:

Magma, it's whats for dinner.

and whilst it's not technically DF:

Break me off a piece of that superman.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 06:44:21 am by Jackrabbit »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2009, 08:02:03 am »

Big Chocolate Armok.

Armok is good for you.

Labs

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2009, 08:17:04 am »

Bridge that gap with kitten. <- Epic.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2009, 08:55:23 am »

"All you need is a dwarf and a dream"

"Smart. Beautiful. Dwarf."

"To our members, we're the fourth dwarf."

"You'll look a little lovelier every day with fabulous pink Dwarf!"

"When the going gets tough, the tough get dwarves"
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invention is every dwarf's middle name
that means that somewhere out there theres a dwarf named Urist Invention Mcinvention.

Jackrabbit

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2009, 09:01:34 am »

"Smart. Beautiful. Dwarf."
Decency and Logic have been struck down
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cerapa

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2009, 09:15:44 am »

If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Fortress, Join Our Club.

I have always wanted to make a fortress out of blocks of chocolate.

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Tick, tick, tick the time goes by,
tick, tick, tick the clock blows up.

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2009, 09:48:41 am »

[offtopic]
I used their Bilateral Thinking Puzzle generator.
What I got made perfect sense...
Q: A man was walking downstairs in a building when he suddenly realized that his wife had just died. How?
A: The man is (of course) a dwarf.
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buman

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2009, 01:35:01 pm »

Heres a fact generator also!



http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=atomizer&gender=n

Ten Top Trivia Tips about an Atomizer!

The fingerprints of atomizer are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
In Chinese, the sound 'atomizer' means 'bite the wax tadpole'.
In its entire life, atomizer will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
Contrary to popular belief, atomizer is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at atomizer.
If you drop atomizer from the top of the Empire State Building, it will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
According to the story, Pinocchio was made of atomizer!
Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of atomizer!
The pharoahs of ancient Egypt wore garments made with thin threads of beaten atomizer.
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in atomizer!
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2009, 01:42:59 pm »

Devon Knows How They Make Urist So Creamy
Lol

Please Don't Squeeze The Urist
Who Would You Have An Urist With
Give the Dog an Urist
All Urist, All The Time
Get Serious. Get Urist
Moms Like You Choose Urist
The Urist Effect
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2009, 02:23:07 pm »

I have found the most fitting one yet: "Everything we do is driven by magma"


Some other slogans full of Truth and Rightness:

-"Any time, any place, magma."
-"Magma.  It's everywhere you want to be."
-"Have You Had Your Noble Murder Today?"
-"The Ultimate Noble Murder Machine."
-"We're serious about Noble Murder."
-"I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Carp."
-"All The Boatmurdered That's Fit To Print."
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2009, 02:49:00 pm »

Turn loose the Hammerer!
Gee, your Hammerer smells terrific!
Biting the hand that feeds the Hammerer.
Doing it right before your Hammerer.
Watch out, there's a Hammerer about!
There's more than one way to eat a Hammerer.
Just like Hammerer used to make!
Let your Hammerer do the walking.
Don't get mad, get Hammerer!
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