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[Jackrabbit]

Product? From what I read, more like prostitute.

[Calvin]

It's Different in a Calvin.
it actually had the underline
When You've Got Calvin, Flaunt It.
Every Calvin Helps.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Calvin.
Washing Machines Live Longer With Calvin.
Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Calvin from the Oven.
Snap! Crackle! Calvin!
Good Honest Calvin Since 1896.
What Can Calvin Do For You?
It's Not TV. It's Calvin.

I'm serious. I sound like something somebody would use everyday.

EDIT:

Spoiler: Penis Alert (click to show/hide)

Australians Wouldn't Give A Penis For Anything Else.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Penis.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Penis.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Penis!
It could be Penis.
Just One Penis - Give It To Me!
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Penis.
I Like the Penis in You.
Top Breeders Recommend Penis.
Go on, Get your Penis out.
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Penis.

O.O

[Errol]

Movie quotes, heh =)

I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a Boatmurdered! What a Boatmurdered!
We can't stop here. This is magma country.
Go back to the magma. You shall not pass.
Many Bothans died to bring us this magma.
With great power comes great magma.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to soapmaker.
If you build it, soapmaker will come.
I am the author. You are the soapmaker. I outrank you!

[Jackrabbit]

Many Bothans died to bring us this magma.

I certainly hope so.

[Village_Idiot]

Why have cotton when you can have a !!pig tail sock!!

I want my !!pig tail sock!!

This it the age of the !!pig tail sock!!

[IndonesiaWarMinister]

Magmaocracy is government by magma.
American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating magma from each salad served in first class.
Donald Duck's middle name is magma.  <- lolwut

[Rafal99]

How Do You Eat Your Magma

Life Should Taste As Good As Magma

Don't Get Mad, Get Magma

Have a Break. Have a Magma

You've Got Questions. We've Got Magma

Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Magma

Splash Magma All Over

Magma - It Looks Good on You

Nothing Acts Faster Than Magma

Only Magma Can Prevent Forest Fires

Make Fun of Magma

[Heron TSG]

"Armok always wanted"
"I'm stuck on Armok, 'cause Armok's stuck on me!"
"If You Like A Lot of Chocolate on Your Armok, Join Our Club"
"Get in my Armok"
"Sweet as the Moment When Armok Went Pop"

"Your Mom Tested, Mother Approved"

.....

[SimRobert2001]

Super Simrobert2001 is Almost Here.
Wow, i could have had a simrobert2001!
With A Name Like Simrobert2001, It Has to be good
more simrobert2001
Thanks SimRobert2001 its friday.


Try dwarf, you like it.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her dwarf
teh dwarf effect
now with 50% more dwarf

Nobody gets between me and my microcline
Now with 50% more Microcline!
my anti drug is microcline
Microcline Tested, Mother Approved.
alwasy after me microline!

[Creamcorn]

Oh Hungry? Oh Elf. (First one)
Don't be Vague. Ask for Hoary Marmot (How can I there's only one species!)
Now with 50% more RAWS! (OH LAWD! Teh reallies?)
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz Oh what a fishing it is! (Replace fishing and you have quite a dirty sentence)
Naughty, but Party. (*Twitch)
Life should taste as good as Orcs (Something all elves agree upon)
I've seen the furture and it's Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!-shaped. ( )
Blood for the blood god keeps going and going (Oh so true)
You can be sure of quarry bush leaves. (NO I CAN'T IT'S JUST IMMPOSSIBLE!)
Toady_One: The Great, it does the body good. (I kinda like this one)
Make a room for Toady_One: The Great (Dammit Urist what did I say about mining admantine!)

[qwert]

All you need is Magma and a Dream. 
Fall into the Magma.
Any Time, Any Place, Magma.
Splash Magma all over.

[Kelbin]

Where's the Death (Yeah no death, that's no fun  )
Sweet as the moment when the goblin went "pop" (I don't know how to put it or what it means  but i still like Creatures heads going pop
Happiness is Urist shaped. (Sure for those who like to cut themselves with dwarven daggers)
Discover the Kobold Difference. (HUH?)
The Queen of Kobold. (Kobolds have Queens?? HUH? )
3-in-1 Protection for your Kobold. (make that 0-in-0 a child can rip their throats and those freaks that steal your freaking picks and axes)
Just Like The Dwarven King used to make. (so was he a cook or something?)
That'll be the Goblin (It even said that like it was a creature and not a food product)
Hungry? Why wait? grab a Olith (so go on a Dagger killing spree and become a cannibal? or eat someone named Olith?)
Do the Olith (it better be a dance created by a human named Olithe)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

or a female

Spoiler: What the hell? (click to show/hide)

Because so much is riding on your goblin.

It better be a cavein dragging it down into magma 

[CrackFile]

"Smart. Beautiful. Dwarf."

Decency and Logic have been struck down

Sigged

[Jiri Petru]

I got a nice one from the Atomizer in the first post:

Solutions for a Small Dwarf

[Jackrabbit]

I got a nice one from the Atomizer in the first post:

Solutions for a Small Dwarf

A large axe