This stuff is modern art...
It's the
Nobles fizz that does the bizz.
Dwarfs cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomach!
Get the
nobles out.
Nothing sucks like a
noble. (LOL! So darn perfect)
Nothin' says lovin' like
nobles from the oven. (Even better!)
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at
logic.
Dorfs can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. (Proof of birth from spores!)
Dorfs have little need for water and are capable of going for months without drinking at all!
The liquid inside dwarf can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. (
)
Top ten trivia about Elves
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(In no specific order)
1) Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of
elves.
2) A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but
elves can not.
3) Lightning strikes
elves over seven times every hour.
4) In the Spanish edition of Cluedo,
elves are the victim.
5)
Elves are the world's largest rodent.
6) Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw
elves into a volcano it would stop erupting.
7) The most dangerous form of
an elf is the bicycle.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on
elves.
9) The number one cause of blindness in the United States is
elfs.
10) Research indicates that
an elf will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
All hail the almighty randomisers.