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Author Topic: A dwarvish sentence generator  (Read 18165 times)

janglur

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #60 on: July 23, 2009, 08:40:26 pm »

Next to the breast, dwarf's the best.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #61 on: July 29, 2009, 06:47:52 pm »

Next to the breast, dwarf's the best.
Oh. Oh god. OH GOD.
Because so much is riding on your tentacle demon. - AHHHHH
Feel the tentacle demon. - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Wait a minute, Doc. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of a dwarf fortress? - OH YEAH!
You either die a hero or you live long enough to become a tentacle demon.
Well, here's another nice Tentacle Demon you've gotten me into!
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Spirit Of Fire on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to Boatmurdered.
Do not go into the Boatmurdered. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don't even look at it.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #62 on: July 29, 2009, 07:47:18 pm »

Quote
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Magma

I liked it  ;D

Edit: Omg

Quote
Whenever there's a snack gap, tentacles demons will fill it.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #63 on: July 29, 2009, 08:37:56 pm »

When the going gets tough, the tough get booze.
Life's pretty straight without booze.
Be young, have fun, drink booze.

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #64 on: July 29, 2009, 08:48:18 pm »

IT needn't be hell with dwarves
Stimulation for body and dwarves wait... what?
Dwarves, It's what's for dinner
Always after me Dwarves.
Good to the last Dwarves.
Mama's got the magic of dwarves.
Grab life by the dwarves
The science of Dwarves
Made in scotland from elves

Dwarves not included

My anti Drug is dwarves
Watch out there's dwarves about
I can't believe it's not magma
« Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 08:55:09 pm by kalida99 »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #65 on: July 29, 2009, 08:55:51 pm »

"I wish I were an atomizer weiner"
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #66 on: July 29, 2009, 08:59:00 pm »

Holy crap, I got some really good ones. Each separated by category. Many of them are funny, others are pure horrifying. Especially the carp and tentacle demon. Yikes.

Spoiler: Dwarf (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Magma (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Armok (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Adamantium (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Carp (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tentacle Demon (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 09:10:49 pm by Itnetlolor »
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Judas Maccabeus

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #67 on: July 29, 2009, 09:45:52 pm »

Microcline trivia:

Microcline was named after Microcline the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'.
If you toss microcline 10000 times, it will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because its head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as microcline!
The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained microcline.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed microcline would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used it to decorate their battle shields.


And, in honour of "The Most Interesting Dwarf in the World", some Morul Cattenmat facts:

Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by Morul Cattenmat!
US gold coins used to say 'In Morul Cattenmat we trust'!
Morul Cattenmat can smell some things up to six miles away.
Morul Cattenmat can use only about ten percent of his brain.  (Just look at what he does with it!)
Morul Cattenmat will often rub up against people to lay his scent and mark his territory.  (...Huh.)
Morul Cattenmat has a memory span of three seconds!
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I'm talking about the bronze colossus. It's supposed to be made entirely of bronze.
But really he's just a softie inside. They all are really. When megabeasts come to your fort you never welcome them inside and give them a hug, do you. You heartless bastards...

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #68 on: July 30, 2009, 09:05:10 pm »

Let Your Skeletal Titan do the walking.
Things go better with skeletal titan.
You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with skeletal titan.
We build Skeletal Titan.
Melts in your Skeletal Titan, not your hand.
America's most trusted skeletal titan.

Do You Eat the Beard last?
Behold the power of beard.
All you add is beard.
It's good to talk beard.
Mama's got the magic of Beard.
There's always room for Beard.

Explodes into Gore:
The future's bright. The future explodes into gore.
I wish they could all be explodes into gore girls.
My Doctor says 'Explode into gore'.

EDIT: Rape
A finger of rape is enough to give your kids a treat.
clean your floors without rape.
The rape that likes to say YES!
Because rape is complicated enough.
Have Rape your way.
and (my favorite)
Everything we do is driven by rape.
Shake the bottle, wake the explodes into gore.
The Explodes into gore goes straight to your head.
There's no party like an Explodes into Gore party.
« Last Edit: July 30, 2009, 09:15:07 pm by kholhaus »
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BigFatDwarf

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #69 on: July 30, 2009, 10:44:48 pm »

OK, few of my wierd ones ...

This is not your Father's shit.
Two hours of porn in just two calories.
Go on, get your Dwarf out.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Shit.
The Carp Effect.
It's Hammerer Time.
Stop. Go. Internet Memes.
Look, Ma! No HFS!
Don't leave home without Hammerer.
You're never alone with Elf.

Agreed, these are sick.
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Urist McCrossbower cancells practice crossbowery: Unsure of which end of the room to shoot at.

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #70 on: July 31, 2009, 02:53:31 am »

Don't forget The Prior-Art-O-Matic

I used to play a bit of his Urban Dead back in the day too.
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #71 on: July 31, 2009, 03:14:19 am »

Don't forget The Prior-Art-O-Matic

I used to play a bit of his Urban Dead back in the day too.

Cat:
Cat is a baseball cap that fits into the boot of a car!

>>Cat is a baseball cap<<

Okay that sound like something a dwarf could say.  8)
« Last Edit: July 31, 2009, 03:16:03 am by Gothmog »
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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #72 on: July 31, 2009, 11:44:14 am »

Making Orc taste better
I scream, you scream, we all scream for orc
Central heating for orc

A dwarven cheese a day helps you work, rest and play.
You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with dwarven cheese.

Tense, nervous, drown baby?
Do you, uh, drown baby?

When the going gets tough, the tough get magma
I think, therefore magma
Welcome to magma country.
Magma really satisfies
Where do you want magma to go today?
Magma makes everything better

Kills all known HFS - Dead
I'm only here for the HFS
Turn loose the HFS
Great HFS.  Great times.

I want my Scamps
Scamps prevents that sinking feeling

Mum's gone to burn the cat
Make it a burn the cat night

Race for the goblinite
What can goblinite do for you?
Goblinite is forever
Goblinite saves your soul

And, best for last.

Sweet as the moment when the fortress went "pop"
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Santorum leaves a bad taste in my mouth

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #73 on: July 31, 2009, 01:42:45 pm »

Only Elves Can Prevent Forest Fires.

You Like Cats. Cats Likes You.

Because So Much Is Riding On Your Magma.

Get Magma or Get Out.

Nothing Sucks Like An Noble.

When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Megabeasts.

Leave the Dwarf to Us.

Would You Give Someone Your Last Mugs?

Goblins Comes to Those Who Wait.
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Mercanthyr

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Re: A dwarvish sentence generator
« Reply #74 on: April 04, 2010, 11:55:57 pm »

I did the shakespeare quote generator. and inserted what I wanted after the fact.

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