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[Jackrabbit]

How exactly is making elves into leather quivers in bad taste (I'm assuming you are referring to something in RL here)?

Well, the elves might not like it. Not that we care.

[warlordzephyr]

MJ should not have a max age since his music will ive forever, but the child age should be 50.

My mate suggested that but then the race wouldn't last long, there would just be children massacres.

And you didn't really do the joke, i rephrased it in a more comical and joke like way.

[warlordzephyr]

Rejoice! 1.1 is here!

[[P]sYDoNiA]

Make him drop cosmetic plastic when he dies.

The plastic can then be "smelted" at a glass forge (for want of a better location) to make plastic bags, which basically are containers. Except they are lightweight. (If it matters)

Just finding a use for his corpse.

[warlordzephyr]

no

[jaked122]

  ... I was wondering when this would come out.

[Grath]

Making elf leather quivers isn't in bad taste, elf leather is DELICIOUS.

[warlordzephyr]

yea, i made it months ago but couldn't be bothered to release it.

[salttotart]

Since I'm not the first to pull out the MJ-as-a-dead-guy jokes, here's my personal fav (and this is coming from a fan):

Since he is 99% plastic, after MJ died they melted him down to make toys for the children so they could play with him for a change.

[Jackrabbit]

Since I've succumbed to the 'lets insult the dead suspected pedophile' trend, here's my favorite.

"Did you hear the new CD Micheal Jackson released before he died?"
"Oh? What was it?"
"Beat it whilst thinking of a 5 year old."

[warlordzephyr]

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVACUjHn6yU

[Jackrabbit]

Hey, I never thought he was a pedo!

[Puck]

I dont know, I just feel the urge to say this:

It's very much possible that MJ wasnt really a pedophile. I always have been saying that, and back then I didnt even know he made music I like. I pretty much ... despised him, if it werent for his past.

Anyways, what I'm getting at is:
that man never had a proper childhood, he was traumatized to no end, AFAIK. I always said, after some point, that I think he's regressing into a childlike state. As I found out now, thats exactly what the doctor who analyzed him during the trials said. It's very much possible, that he had childlike "sleepovers", per se more or like innocent. Of course this looks weird to the outside, but it's possible he just... you know... spent time with the children.

The thing with the drugs and the porn... in that case it's possible teenage boys just "used" the place MJ lived, so they can do whatever they want, without the parents interfering... you know... like doing drugs and watching porn on a humongous screen.

Watch the southpark episode. I think that one actually is pretty close to the truth.

Of course, it's also possible he just was a pedophile. But Sony DID have a motivation to sabotage his career big time.

[G-Flex]

The original 1993 allegations were pretty much complete bunk if you research it.

Short version: The kid's dad was a dentist. The kid first made the accusations when under sedation from his father using sedative drugs that aren't even really used anymore and happen to cause a highly suggestible state. The kid's mom didn't even buy the allegations herself. Oh, and the dad pretty much directly stated that he didn't care about anything except ruining Michael Jackson's life.


I personally wouldn't be surprised either way if Michael Jackson had some of the, er, tendencies he's been accused of. But I've never seen anything I'd call good evidence of it, just evidence that he was something of a manchild and was incredibly eccentric and had never lived a normal life, as Puck said. Things said by other children who stayed there seem to back this up.

[Jackrabbit]

Still, at least he had all those toys. Have you seen his arcade? Shit be bangin'.